If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • Determined523
    Determined523 Posts: 49
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    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
    and now I want a cheese burger :frown:

    LOL. Me too.
  • Uglyduckling2swan
    Uglyduckling2swan Posts: 48
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    Mine will say "Don't worry honey, you'll get there"
  • slimmingdownsteph
    slimmingdownsteph Posts: 201 Member
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    "yeah.. i was serious the first 3 times you got on."

    LOL.
  • calcrunch
    calcrunch Posts: 18
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    Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT! :)
  • juliekaiser1988
    juliekaiser1988 Posts: 604 Member
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    Why do you keep going down 3, up 3, down three, up 3....
  • angihart
    angihart Posts: 1
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    ERROR! ERROR!
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
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    That's funny stuff! Mine would start off the sentence with: "well...from my point of view..." (PS, I'm usually almost naked and my scale is a male.)
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
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    "Maybe you're retaining fat"

    I really like that one!
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
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    "Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "
  • babyshme
    babyshme Posts: 310 Member
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    Get the cats and kids off of me and don't you dare step on me.
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
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    what? did i stutter?

    LOL!!! That's hilarious!
  • Superbritt2drescu
    Superbritt2drescu Posts: 273 Member
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    "Did you go to the gym this week?"
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
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    "...and you say YOU'RE under pressure???" "SMH!!!"
  • AmyMK
    AmyMK Posts: 164
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    "Good lord woman, put some clothes on"
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
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    "MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!!!"
  • LittleMissRiiff
    LittleMissRiiff Posts: 10
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    "One at a time please."
  • shady81x
    shady81x Posts: 290
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    "Can you stop trying to weigh the cat?"
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 614
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    Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT! :)
    I like your scales...swap?
  • BarefootBrendan
    BarefootBrendan Posts: 58
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    "Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "

    lol we have been there done that
  • avafrisbee
    avafrisbee Posts: 234 Member
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    my scale takes body fat, muscle, and %water. It tells me I'm a dehydrated lard @$$ - but getting better.

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