If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • Hayesgang
    Hayesgang Posts: 624
    Great job - I'm proud of you!!

    Now put me away until next month.
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    Mine would say, "Okay, the numbers will come down eventually, but the word for YOU today is.......ped-i-cure....seriously." :frown:
  • ccnjc4e
    ccnjc4e Posts: 142 Member
    Dude! You can see the readout without bending over. Sweet!

    This made me LOL for real and my hubby is like, wtf. Do I wanna know?
  • YennaBean
    YennaBean Posts: 77 Member
    "Quit bi***in".
  • Determined523
    Determined523 Posts: 49
    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
  • brittanyla077
    brittanyla077 Posts: 79 Member
    " I'm not moving ha-haha-haha"
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
    and now I want a cheese burger :frown:
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    "It ain't my fault!":angry:
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 762 Member
    Jeezus, ****... lose some weight! I can't hold you anymore!
  • xyril
    xyril Posts: 80 Member
    Mine would say "I can't breath..uuughh!"
  • Determined523
    Determined523 Posts: 49
    Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
    and now I want a cheese burger :frown:

    LOL. Me too.
  • Uglyduckling2swan
    Uglyduckling2swan Posts: 48
    Mine will say "Don't worry honey, you'll get there"
  • slimmingdownsteph
    slimmingdownsteph Posts: 201 Member
    "yeah.. i was serious the first 3 times you got on."

    LOL.
  • calcrunch
    calcrunch Posts: 18
    Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT! :)
  • juliekaiser1988
    juliekaiser1988 Posts: 604 Member
    Why do you keep going down 3, up 3, down three, up 3....
  • angihart
    angihart Posts: 1
    ERROR! ERROR!
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
    That's funny stuff! Mine would start off the sentence with: "well...from my point of view..." (PS, I'm usually almost naked and my scale is a male.)
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
    "Maybe you're retaining fat"

    I really like that one!
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
    "Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "
  • babyshme
    babyshme Posts: 310 Member
    Get the cats and kids off of me and don't you dare step on me.
  • srenebailey
    srenebailey Posts: 39 Member
    what? did i stutter?

    LOL!!! That's hilarious!
  • Superbritt2drescu
    Superbritt2drescu Posts: 273 Member
    "Did you go to the gym this week?"
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    "...and you say YOU'RE under pressure???" "SMH!!!"
  • AmyMK
    AmyMK Posts: 164
    "Good lord woman, put some clothes on"
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
    "MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!!!"
  • LittleMissRiiff
    LittleMissRiiff Posts: 10
    "One at a time please."
  • shady81x
    shady81x Posts: 290
    "Can you stop trying to weigh the cat?"
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT! :)
    I like your scales...swap?
  • BarefootBrendan
    BarefootBrendan Posts: 58
    "Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "

    lol we have been there done that
  • avafrisbee
    avafrisbee Posts: 234 Member
    my scale takes body fat, muscle, and %water. It tells me I'm a dehydrated lard @$$ - but getting better.
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