If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?
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Yea... You really did eat that cheeseburger last night. It was not a dream.
LOL. Me too.0 -
Mine will say "Don't worry honey, you'll get there"0
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"yeah.. i was serious the first 3 times you got on."
LOL.0 -
Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT!0
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Why do you keep going down 3, up 3, down three, up 3....0
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ERROR! ERROR!0
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That's funny stuff! Mine would start off the sentence with: "well...from my point of view..." (PS, I'm usually almost naked and my scale is a male.)0
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"Maybe you're retaining fat"
I really like that one!0 -
"Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "0
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Get the cats and kids off of me and don't you dare step on me.0
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what? did i stutter?
LOL!!! That's hilarious!0 -
"Did you go to the gym this week?"0
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"...and you say YOU'RE under pressure???" "SMH!!!"0
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"Good lord woman, put some clothes on"0
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"MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!!!"0
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"One at a time please."0
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"Can you stop trying to weigh the cat?"0
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Get off the scale, go to the kitchen and EAT!0
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"Let's try it over here this time. OH LOOK! DOWN 10 POUNDS!! WOO HOO! Okay, okay, let's try it on this side of the bathroom now. Oh....nope it was really only one pound. Okay ONE MORE TIME and over on that side now. Nope. Sorry, still really only one pound. Sorry about that! didn't mean to get you all psyched! "
lol we have been there done that0 -
my scale takes body fat, muscle, and %water. It tells me I'm a dehydrated lard @$$ - but getting better.0
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