If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?
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My Wii says "ooh" every time I step on the thing for a weigh-in. Not really the way you want to start. ha ha0
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dont worry fella, im sure they will make spanx for men0
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"You stand on me way to often, take a break!"0
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Stepping on and off ten times in a row won't change the number...0
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"You're weighing me down." ...at which point I throw it out the window so it can experience flying.0
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Love these!0 -
"Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'0
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"I think you have me confused with your stairs"
"No I'm not like the scale at the gym but I'm all yours"
"Why so upset? I don't want to tell you anything but the truth"0 -
"Lose weight, or GTFO!"
I feel like my scale (actually my friend's scale) is a meanie-head.0 -
"Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'
Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."0 -
"Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'
Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."
ROFL!! I love it! I've done that before.. also mines will probably say,
'I'm just gonna sit here and wait until you stop sucking in that stomach.......Oh no...no... take all the time you need. My time is limitless.'0 -
Lighten up!0
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One at a time PLEASE!!:laugh:0
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"Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'
Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."
ROFL!! I love it! I've done that before.. also mines will probably say,
'I'm just gonna sit here and wait until you stop sucking in that stomach.......Oh no...no... take all the time you need. My time is limitless.'
I sometimes do a superhero pose when I'm on it, so I feel slightly better about the number because I know I'm bad *kitten*.0 -
Mine would say. . . Please keep eating all your fruits and veggies. It's nice to have a load off my shoulders for once lol0
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I sometimes do a superhero pose when I'm on it, so I feel slightly better about the number because I know I'm bad *kitten*.
CARN'SARNIT, Kaleido! You're a genius! I MUST try that!0 -
Lady, you need to read the instructions! I belong on the ground not on the air :laugh:
No, JK lol... It would actually say "No I am not broken, you read me correctly you have lost 2 pounds!:bigsmile:0 -
"Yes, you're lighter. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"0
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Mine "You are beautiful no matter what I tell you, go get em today"0
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"Look...woman...I'm not like a magic 8 ball. You will get the SAME answer every time!"
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*sarcastically* "Suuurreee, that little pee and poo really helped lose, didn't it?"0
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