If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • jj1lawyer
    jj1lawyer Posts: 6 Member
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    My Wii says "ooh" every time I step on the thing for a weigh-in. Not really the way you want to start. ha ha
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    dont worry fella, im sure they will make spanx for men
  • hollyeverhart
    hollyeverhart Posts: 397 Member
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    "You stand on me way to often, take a break!"
  • clewis628
    clewis628 Posts: 94 Member
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    Stepping on and off ten times in a row won't change the number...
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
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    "You're weighing me down." ...at which point I throw it out the window so it can experience flying. :)
  • JennyAnnLanders
    JennyAnnLanders Posts: 79 Member
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    Love these!
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    "Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'
  • s1lence
    s1lence Posts: 493
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    "I think you have me confused with your stairs"
    "No I'm not like the scale at the gym but I'm all yours"
    "Why so upset? I don't want to tell you anything but the truth"
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    "Lose weight, or GTFO!"

    I feel like my scale (actually my friend's scale) is a meanie-head.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    "Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'

    Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    "Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'

    Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."

    ROFL!! I love it! I've done that before.. also mines will probably say,

    'I'm just gonna sit here and wait until you stop sucking in that stomach.......Oh no...no... take all the time you need. My time is limitless.'
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
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    Lighten up!
  • Bonnieelizabeth
    Bonnieelizabeth Posts: 68 Member
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    One at a time PLEASE!!:laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    "Look, lady, you got your answer the first three times ya stood on me. Take that number and just deal with it already!'

    Mine would probably agree with this statement. With an added "No, you will not magically lose those 50 lbs you want to by facing me North, South, East or West. Give it a rest already."

    ROFL!! I love it! I've done that before.. also mines will probably say,

    'I'm just gonna sit here and wait until you stop sucking in that stomach.......Oh no...no... take all the time you need. My time is limitless.'

    I sometimes do a superhero pose when I'm on it, so I feel slightly better about the number because I know I'm bad *kitten*.
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
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    Mine would say. . . Please keep eating all your fruits and veggies. It's nice to have a load off my shoulders for once lol
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    I sometimes do a superhero pose when I'm on it, so I feel slightly better about the number because I know I'm bad *kitten*.

    CARN'SARNIT, Kaleido! You're a genius! I MUST try that!
  • MrsAngelique
    MrsAngelique Posts: 164 Member
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    Lady, you need to read the instructions! I belong on the ground not on the air :laugh:

    No, JK lol... It would actually say "No I am not broken, you read me correctly you have lost 2 pounds!:bigsmile:
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    "Yes, you're lighter. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
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    Mine "You are beautiful no matter what I tell you, go get em today"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
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    "Look...woman...I'm not like a magic 8 ball. You will get the SAME answer every time!"

    or

    *sarcastically* "Suuurreee, that little pee and poo really helped lose, didn't it?"

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