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If your scales could talk, what would they say to you?

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  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    OMG this post is hilarious!

    Mine would say: get the hell off me fatty! hahaha

    or STOP EATING ICE CREAM!!
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Stop drinking so much fluid before you get on me.
  • ttulio
    ttulio Posts: 23 Member
    "You can step off and back on as many times as you want, but I'm going to tell you the same thing."
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    Lifting your boobs will not help.
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    Back again??? Didn't we do this yesterday??? :sad:
  • TopazCarey
    TopazCarey Posts: 263
    guurrrrlll.... *with a side-eye*
  • GurleyGirl524
    GurleyGirl524 Posts: 578 Member
    DANG GIRL, YOUR FEET ARE COLD!
  • faiga
    faiga Posts: 47
    stop stepping on me 3 times in a row to see if i will go down i wont so get over it
  • Miss♥Ivi
    Miss♥Ivi Posts: 461
    "Tippy toeing isn't going to work fat *kitten*. Nice try."

    "Trust me. I'm not broken"

    And the best one;

    "ERR" :laugh:
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
    I don't weigh myself often, but when I do it'd probably say, 'No taking your glasses off won't make a difference, except now you can't even see how much weight you've lost, dumb *kitten*!'
  • BalenciaLynn
    BalenciaLynn Posts: 411 Member
    mine would tell me to stop checking everyday.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    Why do you have to cheat on me with the TAPE MEASURE, I know I'm an *kitten* and evil but I haven't seen you and your naked self in weeks!!!!!!!! Please come back to me hottie :)
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    Sheesh, can we be a little more interesting and use some of the other numbers I have available? How bout the 122 I got to use 4 years ago? lol
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    ~I am getting a restraining order~

    ~Ya ok lady, that hair clip is really going to make a difference~

    ~No matter how slow you get on me, you still will weigh the same~


    hahahah.... I do the hair clip thing and the get on slow thing!

    Mine would say: "Shew! What a load off!" Then it would probably say in a sweaty pleading voice: " No, don't stop baby, I'm almost there".
  • jbakerak
    jbakerak Posts: 73 Member
    Mine would say: Why do you always look at me like that?
  • jimmie25
    jimmie25 Posts: 266
    LOL.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "I refuse to agree with any other scales."
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    "It's not me - it's you."
  • KJVBear33
    KJVBear33 Posts: 628
    "A toe? Seriously?! You are THAT afraid of me? Truth hurts.......but its effective........get on, get it over with, and then resolve to do better"
  • chemically_imbalanzed
    chemically_imbalanzed Posts: 13
    idk what it thinks when I'm on there, but when I get off, I'm sure I hear it gasp for air!
  • DianaJaneD
    DianaJaneD Posts: 157 Member
    You go girl! But remember to take your measurements....those count, too!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "One person at a time, please."
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    You go girl! But remember to take your measurements....those count, too!

    Sounds about right. LoL
  • newbeetler
    newbeetler Posts: 197 Member
    As I weigh on a Sunday Morning probably

    "why don't you hit snooze for another 10 minutes. I need some more shut eye"
  • Rynoman2k3
    Rynoman2k3 Posts: 152 Member
    "Dont cuss at me!!"

    I gave mine a good swearing yesterday! It showed i lost 0.4lbs then went up a lb while standing on it. I went and worked out and lost 0.2lbs.

    It' gonna be saying don't throw me away if it doesn't start acting better.
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