How do you log "relations"?

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  • Dawnnan
    Dawnnan Posts: 32 Member
    LMBO! Thanks for the laugh. I'm sure that burns calories as well!!
  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    Lol
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Never logged it, but if I did, it'd have to be something liiiike, 'Gettin jiggy with it'

    Or if you don't feel like adding it to the database, just use something like, 'Poledancing'.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Is the beer or wine considered vegatarian?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.

    Technically it's for procreation. But **** that noise. NO BABBIES!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.

    Technically it's for procreation. But **** that noise. NO BABBIES!

    pleasure and procreation?
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.

    Technically it's for procreation. But **** that noise. NO BABBIES!

    pleasure and procreation?

    If I understand the theory correctly, the pleasure from sex is an incentive for the procreation.

    Oh also, you'd log it because you wanna eat more. I'm always hungry after some nookie. I always make sure a girl has snacks at her place before I go home with her.
  • Bellydance
    Bellydance Posts: 105 Member
    Don't
  • fionat29
    fionat29 Posts: 717 Member
    I log it as "HIIT - Right arm"

    LMAO!! That is so funny!!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.

    Technically it's for procreation. But **** that noise. NO BABBIES!

    pleasure and procreation?

    If I understand the theory correctly, the pleasure from sex is an incentive for the procreation.

    Oh also, you'd log it because you wanna eat more. I'm always hungry after some nookie. I always make sure a girl has snacks at her place before I go home with her.

    Sammich?

    And no, many people have sex just for pleasure, no procreation involved.
  • LenaMena87
    LenaMena87 Posts: 469 Member
    This very thread is the reason why I love you all...and yall keep me laughing!!!!!!!!1
  • LenaMena87
    LenaMena87 Posts: 469 Member
    Tickling
    17
    Licking
    24
    Nibbling
    28
    Noshing
    33
    Sucking
    38
    Pleading
    19
    Using vibrator personal size
    22
    Using vibrator industrial size
    114
    Horseplay
    67
    Horseplay with saddle
    94
    Wrist wrestling to see who gets to be on top
    77
    Nagging her/him into doing it
    21
    For more info just go to CalorieLab............. thats where I got this info and there is lots more plus some I choice not to copy. lol


    Wowwwwwwwwwwww :)
  • minadeathclutch
    minadeathclutch Posts: 375 Member
    Anyone who would honestly track sex as exercise and use those calories as edible ones is on a level all their own. Not sure what level, just not mine.

    amen sister...

    you people should be worried about getting outside or going to the gym... not how many calories you burned folding laundry.. gimme a break.. no offense? ha.
  • beckylawrence70
    beckylawrence70 Posts: 752 Member
    Really?? Some things should be left unknown by others and that's one of em, sorry........that's going a bit overboard regarding logging calories for.
  • maddyg1989
    maddyg1989 Posts: 108 Member
    hehe... go to this page (no worries.. not graphic) =)

    http://muffintop-less.tumblr.com/post/17525489996/everything-burns-calories-even-just-sitting-there
  • amyy902
    amyy902 Posts: 290 Member
    i think its mypyramid that lets you put in kissing sex foreplay etcc to see how many cals you burnnnnn. but it isnt very many.
  • zacherybinx
    zacherybinx Posts: 215 Member
    Rowing.

    I just laughed like a 6th grader hearing the word "penis"

    Ditto I just broke out laughing out loud when I saw rowing hahaha
  • Kell44
    Kell44 Posts: 14 Member
    wow! 60 minutes! ;-)
  • LReneeWalker
    LReneeWalker Posts: 213 Member
    I really need to meet the person who can actually work long, hard and consistently enough to log it as exercise.

    No, seriously, I REALLY need to meet this person!!!

    You just met her!! My husband and I "exercise" for hours at a time and there is A LOT of sweating going on! Granted this is not a daily activity, hence the reason I'm not thin! Lol however, we definitely "participate" so to speak! LOL! I usually have super sore muscles for 2 days after, more than with some exercises!

    Same here... I would say ours is a major work out. But its maybe once a month cause I live at work! That once a month sure makes up for the rest of the month. I know for sure my thighs and stomach are getting good work outs LOL cause they are sore for days!
  • Mandykinz2008
    Mandykinz2008 Posts: 292 Member
    I wouldn't log it, because I consider it a normal daily activity. Is that TMI? :wink:

    ^^^
    This
  • amymrls
    amymrls Posts: 1,673 Member
    Love it!
  • aweightymatter
    aweightymatter Posts: 222
    No offense but if it's happening so rarely that you want to log it as a specific exercise session... Well.... There might be something else to worry about besides the calories burned ;)
  • zacherybinx
    zacherybinx Posts: 215 Member
    hehe... go to this page (no worries.. not graphic) =)

    http://muffintop-less.tumblr.com/post/17525489996/everything-burns-calories-even-just-sitting-there

    It says:
    Kissing - 68 calories burned an hour
    Massaging - 80+ calories burned an hour
    Sex - 144+ calories burned per half-hour
    Dancing - 103+ calories burned per half-hour
    Making out - 238 calories burned per half-hour

    I don't know what make out session outdoes sex in terms of cardio but I've certainly never had it. lol That seems like a list Disney would make.
  • EbonySD
    EbonySD Posts: 142
    Oh you should totally wear the HRM!

    excellent idea - I'm breaking out the baby oil and my HRM tonight!
  • sheryllamb72
    sheryllamb72 Posts: 163 Member
    Can you burn calories from just laying there then?????? :laugh: :blushing:
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    You don't log it, you just enjoy it!
  • k0nfyo0zed
    k0nfyo0zed Posts: 313 Member
    I wouldn't log it, because I consider it a normal daily activity. Is that TMI? :wink:

    ^^^
    This

    yep. i agree. (not that it's TMI)
  • madamepsychosis
    madamepsychosis Posts: 472 Member
    Why would anyone WANT to log sex? Sex is for pleasure, not for exercise. How stupid.

    This! I think it'd be a bit of a passion killer to be like 'Well, that was amazing, honey! I'd love to stay and spoon, but I've got to log this as exercise on MFP! :D'
  • k0nfyo0zed
    k0nfyo0zed Posts: 313 Member
    hehe... go to this page (no worries.. not graphic) =)

    http://muffintop-less.tumblr.com/post/17525489996/everything-burns-calories-even-just-sitting-there

    It says:
    Kissing - 68 calories burned an hour
    Massaging - 80+ calories burned an hour
    Sex - 144+ calories burned per half-hour
    Dancing - 103+ calories burned per half-hour
    Making out - 238 calories burned per half-hour

    I don't know what make out session outdoes sex in terms of cardio but I've certainly never had it. lol That seems like a list Disney would make.

    making out burns more calories than sex? dancing burns more than both? that seems backwards.

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