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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • TheAncientMarinerTheAncientMariner Member, Premium Posts: 444 Member Member, Premium Posts: 444 Member
    I am dog yes
    Pulled race card no
    No idea what I'm doing
    fin
  • rockchalk956rockchalk956 Member Posts: 107 Member Member Posts: 107 Member
    I try to look cute.
    "The poop was already there!"
    "Bad dog! Go outside."
  • ScatteredThoughtsScatteredThoughts Member Posts: 3,761 Member Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    Sitting bored at work
    I browse the forums here now
    Do not tell my boss!
  • jcriscuolojcriscuolo Member Posts: 319 Member Member Posts: 319 Member
    Flyers need a goal
    Then they need another goal
    Game over Pens lose
  • adrian_indyadrian_indy Member Posts: 1,515 Member Member Posts: 1,515 Member
    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to ****
    But only farted
  • MyNewZenMyNewZen Member, Premium Posts: 101 Member Member, Premium Posts: 101 Member
    Share with me your heart
    It burns so bright with passion
    Let me temper you
  • Nerdy_RoseNerdy_Rose Member Posts: 1,285 Member Member Posts: 1,285 Member
    haiku-sense-refrigerator.jpg

    I have a sweatshirt with this printed on it. I wore it today. My friend and I yell "refrigerator!" at each other when I wear it.
  • LilRedRoosterLilRedRooster Member, Premium Posts: 1,421 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,421 Member
    See Jane run very far.
    Jane thinks Haikus are for wusses.
    Go drink some water.
  • Nerdy_RoseNerdy_Rose Member Posts: 1,285 Member Member Posts: 1,285 Member
    What is going on?

    Can’t concentrate at all.

    Is that a hot dog?

    ————————————

    So pretty it hurts

    You are my favorite ho

    Dirty words dazzle

    ———————————

    You bake me cupcakes

    You are my little sister

    Only more evil.

    ————————————————

    Kittens with chainsaws

    Two hot dogs for a dollar

    Velociraptor.

    ———————————-

    Girl who wants my teeth

    Your finger is in my nose

    I am not dead yet.

    ———————————-

    Don’t taunt the duck

    We’ve been friends for twelve years

    It will always bite
  • DAM_FineDAM_Fine Member Posts: 1,390 Member Posts: 1,390
    The long day's over
    And night has gently fallen
    Come to me, my love...
  • sbrBirdysbrBirdy Member Posts: 232 Member Posts: 232
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*
  • sbrBirdysbrBirdy Member Posts: 232 Member Posts: 232
    She takes the licked spoon
    Adheres it to button nose
    Little dollfaced clown
  • hippychickukhippychickuk Member Posts: 96 Member Member Posts: 96 Member
    It's sunny outside
    But we like to watch TV
    Only now, he snores
  • hippychickukhippychickuk Member Posts: 96 Member Member Posts: 96 Member
    Thinking about lunch...
    I bet it's too many carbs
    Please, can I have chocolate?
  • bas1955bas1955 Member Posts: 29 Member Member Posts: 29 Member
    "My pics r great" :-)
    Tried to post :-(
    techno_rant !!#$$^*!



    (tongue in cheek - honoring those who have expressed pain with the pic posting technology)
  • DAM_FineDAM_Fine Member Posts: 1,390 Member Posts: 1,390
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*

    Love both of yours!
  • sbrBirdysbrBirdy Member Posts: 232 Member Posts: 232
    I hear her small voice
    Whispering in the darkness
    Mommy, it's morning.


    *yawn*

    Love both of yours!

    Thanks! I like the imagery in yours, too. I'm going to be counting syllables in my head all day now.
  • BodyPumpDaveInFLBodyPumpDaveInFL Member Posts: 30 Member Member Posts: 30 Member
    People are funny
    People are full of laughter
    And some are boring


    (wrote in 5th grade and remebered it)
  • KJVBear33KJVBear33 Member Posts: 628 Member Posts: 628
    I really have an issue with haikus....never really good at them (only cause I am a detailed oriented type person)........but am good with other poems. Just don't share'em with many people.......
  • Allie_71Allie_71 Member Posts: 1,070 Member Member Posts: 1,070 Member
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