Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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a devil-red dress
and shiny black stilettos
adorning mischief.0 -
Wine flows soft and cool
Bottle empties and time slows
What was I saying?1 -
Wine flows soft and cool
Bottle empties and time slows
What was I saying?
Nice one..0 -
you love animals
when you don't have to see them
like some fries with that?
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enchiladas rock!
full of cheese, covered in sauce
please make them spicy
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limes are bright and green
their juice makes good mojitos
all they need is rum
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no one likes roast beef
it will ruin your sandwich
so tough and salty
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your numbers are bad
you can't keep up with this job
you should try harder
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they all want brownies
made with mar ijua na
chocolate gets you high
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the word va gin a
sounds like a pretty flower
which i guess it is
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these will change your life
and bring you closer to god
they are good nachos
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it's very funny
when you try to use chopsticks
to eat fajitas
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our minds are heavy
we think about slump busting
philosophically
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if you steal my phone
i will gut you with a spoon
and dance in the blood0 -
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?1 -
As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?
own it!
brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains1 -
As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?
own it!
brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains
Every day another reason you're my favorite. :happy:0 -
In Flux
shining gemstone wings
echo coral and lawn green
dancing dragonfly1 -
As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?
own it!
brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
brains brains brains brains brains
Every day another reason you're my favorite. :happy:
people give me books
about zombies and *kitten*
because i'm a dork0 -
I attended school
writing, theatre, and art
minimum wage now0 -
Get a job, you ****.
Oh god I am a failure.
Why why why why why.0 -
rainbow unicorn
is coming over for lunch
don't eat the cookies
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bumping annoys you
so i try to bump a lot
just to piss you off
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Bump bump bump, bump bump:
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump?
Bump bump bump bump bump.
I like to annoy
people on MyFitnessPal.
Hungry people gripe.
No one uses Search
to see if threads have been done.
Starvation Mode, LOL.1 -
Wow, three in a row,
PapaverSomniferum.
You've got to be bored.
:bigsmile:0 -
Posting a new thread
Is a tricky thing to do
Critics everywhere
Thanks, sktllmdrhmz :P0 -
wrote a poem on a dog biscuit
the dog was blind
so the dog ate the biscuit0 -
Got hit on at work
This guy was such a creeper
Wish I owned a gun0 -
My favorite thing
is when the line with seven
turns out to have eight.
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A night without kids
Debauchery ensuing?
Nay, doing laundry.2
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