Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    a devil-red dress
    and shiny black stilettos
    adorning mischief.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Wine flows soft and cool
    Bottle empties and time slows
    What was I saying?
  • hippychickuk
    hippychickuk Posts: 93 Member
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    Wine flows soft and cool
    Bottle empties and time slows
    What was I saying?

    Nice one.. :)
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    you love animals
    when you don't have to see them
    like some fries with that?
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    enchiladas rock!
    full of cheese, covered in sauce
    please make them spicy
    .
    limes are bright and green
    their juice makes good mojitos
    all they need is rum
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    no one likes roast beef
    it will ruin your sandwich
    so tough and salty
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    your numbers are bad
    you can't keep up with this job
    you should try harder
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    they all want brownies
    made with mar ijua na
    chocolate gets you high
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    the word va gin a
    sounds like a pretty flower
    which i guess it is
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    these will change your life
    and bring you closer to god
    they are good nachos
    .
    it's very funny
    when you try to use chopsticks
    to eat fajitas
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    our minds are heavy
    we think about slump busting
    philosophically



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    if you steal my phone
    i will gut you with a spoon
    and dance in the blood
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Worker bees can leave.
    Even drones can fly away.
    The queen is their slave.

    As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?

    own it!

    brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?

    own it!

    brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains

    :love: Every day another reason you're my favorite. :happy:
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    In Flux
    shining gemstone wings

    echo coral and lawn green

    dancing dragonfly
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    As an aside, has anyone ever read Zombie Haiku?

    own it!

    brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
    brains brains brains brains brains

    :love: Every day another reason you're my favorite. :happy:

    people give me books
    about zombies and *kitten*
    because i'm a dork
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    I attended school
    writing, theatre, and art
    minimum wage now
  • Adelphia
    Adelphia Posts: 176
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    Get a job, you ****.
    Oh god I am a failure.
    Why why why why why.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    rainbow unicorn
    is coming over for lunch
    don't eat the cookies

    unicorn-poop-cookies.jpeg
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    Unicorn-Poop_9756-l.jpg
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    bumping annoys you
    so i try to bump a lot
    just to piss you off

    106-troll-face-girl.jpg
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Bump bump bump, bump bump:
    bump bump bump bump bump bump bump?
    Bump bump bump bump bump.

    I like to annoy
    people on MyFitnessPal.
    Hungry people gripe.

    No one uses Search
    to see if threads have been done.
    Starvation Mode, LOL.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Wow, three in a row,
    PapaverSomniferum.
    You've got to be bored.

    :bigsmile:
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    Posting a new thread
    Is a tricky thing to do
    Critics everywhere

    Thanks, sktllmdrhmz :P
  • Liquid741
    Liquid741 Posts: 292
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    wrote a poem on a dog biscuit
    the dog was blind
    so the dog ate the biscuit
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Got hit on at work

    This guy was such a creeper

    Wish I owned a gun
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    My favorite thing
    is when the line with seven
    turns out to have eight.

    :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    A night without kids
    Debauchery ensuing?
    Nay, doing laundry.

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