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    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Nutella beckons...
      But this *kitten* won't shrink itself.
      Damn my crappy genes!

      this one would work great with

      "genes/jeans"

      :flowerforyou: double meanings
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      :flowerforyou: double meanings

      They give me an excuse to say "entendre!" :glasses:
    • Posts: 659 Member
      Just want to live life,
      see everything and just feel,
      but my body balks.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      The squirrel licks my
      boyfriend's SpongeBob pillowcase.
      I will not tell him.

      I'm considering
      going for a nighttime jog
      for some more pizza.

      Squirrels don't like pie,
      pizza, brownies, or sponge cake.
      They like protein bars.
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      How nice it must be
      to have a trusty squirrel
      companion. Yep.

      Com pan eee yun?

      Or com pan nyun? hrrrmmmm
    • Posts: 496 Member
      Chubby girl be gone
      Bikini Bod come hither!
      Wellness shall be mine.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Syllables depend
      on dialect and accent.
      Does "every" have three?
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      I'm from Alabama.
      Words have fewer syllables.
      Maybe it's the drawl.
    • Posts: 496 Member
      In the Lone Star State
      language loses it's beauty
      howdy to all y'all
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      I'm half Floridan.
      My aunts drawl their words way out.
      "Jesus" has three.
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      Is the last syllable "ahh!"

      'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Is the last syllable "ahh!"

      'Cause that's the way I hear it, like a revival preacher. "JEsuss-ahh!"

      actually, the north Florida panhandle relatives say, "Jah-eeeez-US"

      I can always tell when my aunt calls,

      "Clay-er? Doo Yoou Knoow whoo theee-is eeee-is?"

      .
      .
      .
      Accents are funny.
      You never know how you sound
      until they mock you
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      I know just what you mean. :)
    • Posts: 2,996 Member
      On the verge of death
      Sick, weak and waning
      I'm sorry, bank account.
    • Posts: 65 Member
      Nails dressed in pink rose
      Shine like a glittering sun
      Reflected on water


      So I tried to think
      Of something super funny
      I didn't ... meow.
    • Posts: 11,118 Member
      I love all of you!
      Even all the fail poets.
      Haiku is good times.

      :heart:
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      I love to Haiku.
      Poetry stretches out my
      uselessly schooled brain.
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
      Met hot German guy
      In my pedagogy class
      Soon he'll go back home

      But we still go out
      Back to his room to try
      Real Riesling, Yum

      Wow, sexy accent
      Makes everything sound great
      Speaks five languages

      Brilliant mind, he's
      An aerospace engineer
      Only here 10 days!

      ARRGGGHHHHH
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
      Kidnapping foreign
      men and keeping them in your
      basement will not work.
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
      Kidnapping foreign
      men and keeping them in your
      basement will not work.

      Hmm, good idea
      Oops, I mean no..me? Never.
      He'd stay in my room. :devil:
    • Posts: 157
      what is a Haiku?
      I do not get it.
      Do I eat it?
      Or do i bed it? ....:smile:
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      Kidnapping foreign
      men and keeping them in your
      basement will not work.

      More than a few days.
      At some point you must feed them.
      Can you make bratwurst?
    • Posts: 5,691 Member
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      More than a few days.
      At some point you must feed them.
      Can you make bratwurst?

      They can eat much less
      If they are chained to the bed
      Mwah hahahaha
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      He's leaving in ten.
      Just let the Germans feed him.
      More time for nookie.
    • Posts: 2,670 Member
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      They can eat much less
      If they are chained to the bed
      Mwah hahahaha

      Some meals are tasty
      no matter what the language.
      Delicious tacos.
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      I love good taco.
      There's just something about it.
      I keep coming back.
    • Posts: 117 Member
      Scampering squirrel
      Crosses our path. Baby says:
      "Lookit! Kangaroo!"
    • Posts: 114 Member
      french fries and cookies
      they just taste so good i die
      of deliciousness
    • Posts: 25
      when I sing to you
      your boxers will stick like glue
      call me sanjaya
    • Posts: 1,799 Member
      How'd the subject change
      from the kidnapped german guy
      to squirrel and fries?

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