MFP Mythology
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BODYBYVISUS Repeated sacrifices from your wallet and this god will reveal the secret formula to weight loss (in shake form of course, and don't forget to tell your friends!)
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Laughing so hard I'm crying in my coffee! (It's my 4th cup -- don't tell the gods! )0
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KETTLEOPEIA ...Goddess of Kettle bells which makes me want to say MORE COWBELL every time i read it.0
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Laughing so hard I'm crying in my coffee! (It's my 4th cup -- don't tell the gods! )
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Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.0
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Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link.
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Bacon-odite - The mere mention of this all-powerful being moves any thread in a new direction.
Loose/lose - asaurus-Rex - Powerful diety that sucks a person's brain out thus causing them to forget in which context to use which word.0 -
Scalephrodite- Goddess that causes 4 pound weight gain overnight sending people into an exercise frenzy, commencing with the repeated kicking of the scale.0
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LMAO..really creative. I'm so jealous0
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Awesome thread!0
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Onlyasianscanusechopsticks-ica.
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Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.
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Thighgapica - An elusive and little seen goddess, desired by many, loathed by some, and the most debated and questioned forum topic lurker.0
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I'm wasting way too much time here at work reading this! Must save to read later. (See Bump-ticus (or whatever that name was).0
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Bacon-odite - The mere mention of this all-powerful being moves any thread in a new direction.
Loose/lose - asaurus-Rex - Powerful diety that sucks a person's brain out thus causing them to forget in which context to use which word.
Bwa hahahaha.... love it. Makes me feel like I really need to loose weight :laugh:0 -
Lazyasstica- casts a spell to prevent you from doing anything productive, therefore you spend all your time reading forum posts.0
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Here's an introduction to the "GODS" of MFP Mythology and their power.
FLOURA- Goddess of white flour and inundates the body with white processed carbs causing insulin issues for NORMAL people and getting them overweight.
CARBINA- Goddess and sister to Floura also one who is harmful and powerful enough to make people overweight by saturating their cells with carbohydrates.
ASPARTO- Younger God to sisters above and has power over diet soda. He causes you to crave sweet foods.
Feel free to add more MFP mythology gods and their powers.
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LOL love it:laugh:0 -
Laughing so hard I'm crying in my coffee! (It's my 4th cup -- don't tell the gods! )
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Tattletalious -- "Certified" kiss up to the gods. This demi-god reports all offenses for which he then scores bonus exercise calories which he eats with abandon.0 -
Reportodite - Goddess of self-righteous indignation. Worshipers pray for her to smite any and every post that may be offensive to anyone anywhere by clicking a quick link. Is often seen as the prelude to the arrival of Moderatus weilding his mighty Ban Stick from on high.0
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Lazyasstica- casts a spell to prevent you from doing anything productive, therefore you spend all your time reading forum posts.
hahahahaha :drinker:0
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