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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    I want to show you what a really good friend is like. This didn’t happen overnight. It took a lot of work and years of getting to understand each other. I wish you all a friendship like this.
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    The young man who makes the good sandwiches at the convenience store seemed disappointed I was only buying a bottle of water and a monster.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Tonight is homecoming. One kid is playing soccer & the other is looking forward to wearing a cloak & setting up three card monte at the back of the gym. Follow the lady.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
    edited September 2023
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    14-year-old’s, impression of the homecoming dance:

    “it was very loud, everyone was talking, none of them were people I wanted to talk to, and none of it was music I wanted to listen to.”

    The kid just described my 20s. Especially the part where the cops were called.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    I thought I was going to let my gray grow in but then I saw a picture of myself and now I have an appointment at the salon next Friday
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 746 Member
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    Lessons
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 455 Member
    edited September 2023
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    I must be looking good today. An old gay man said I was handsome with an adorable laugh and a Greek woman who resembled the mother of the bad guys in the Goonies said I have nice lips. Then handed me this amazing bouquet… for $18
    Oops wrong thread

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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,653 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
  • ___Soundwave___
    ___Soundwave___ Posts: 1,190 Member
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    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    I keep hearing how genetic scientists are working to make a Wooly Mammoth.

    We can’t seem to keep the human scum from killing the elephants that are left on the planet.

    Why Wooly Mammoths?
    Seems incredibly stupid to me. 🤯

    Seems like a good way to accidentally create a virus nobody can tolerate.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,966 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 455 Member
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    Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
    -grandpa when I was like 7 🤗
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited September 2023
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    BriansTrident wrote: »
    Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
    -grandpa when I was like 7 🤗

    Solid advice, grandpa. 👍
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    cmsienk wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage

    goes double for boots and rollerskates
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,722 Member
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    that’s so sad…….🤣
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,653 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage

    goes double for boots and rollerskates

    Slow and steady
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,722 Member
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
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    I was scrolling through, my indeed feed, as one does, and a position for senior pastor came up. I think I could do it.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 3,892 Member
    edited October 2023
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    When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.

    A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.

    And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”

    So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,722 Member
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