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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,667 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
  • ___Soundwave___
    ___Soundwave___ Posts: 1,190 Member
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    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    I keep hearing how genetic scientists are working to make a Wooly Mammoth.

    We can’t seem to keep the human scum from killing the elephants that are left on the planet.

    Why Wooly Mammoths?
    Seems incredibly stupid to me. 🤯

    Seems like a good way to accidentally create a virus nobody can tolerate.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,235 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 480 Member
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    Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
    -grandpa when I was like 7 🤗
  • redux1985
    redux1985 Posts: 231 Member
    edited September 2023
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    BriansTrident wrote: »
    Acting like you were raised well will get you far in life, Act like an ahole and you’re gonna be eating 🐴 💩 and biscuits for dinner
    -grandpa when I was like 7 🤗

    Solid advice, grandpa. 👍
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
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    cmsienk wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage

    goes double for boots and rollerskates
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,906 Member
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    that’s so sad…….🤣
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,667 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Lessons

    Cereal before milk

    Don't put your eggs in multi baskets
    Don't put your hand inside a shoe that's been in the garage

    goes double for boots and rollerskates

    Slow and steady
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,906 Member
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
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    I was scrolling through, my indeed feed, as one does, and a position for senior pastor came up. I think I could do it.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
    edited October 2023
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    When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.

    A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.

    And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”

    So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,906 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 13,906 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.

    A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.

    And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”

    So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny

    That’s just strange.
    Move along you weirdo……….😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
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    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    When I was hiking with my buddy yesterday, the trail started to get crowded and she and I took a little break in a picturesque spot.

    A man came up on the trail behind us, huffing and puffing, and I told him he should go on ahead of us because we were moving slow.

    And the dude said, “oh that’s OK I would rather hike with you two anyway.”

    So I told him, “well, we’re having a little girl talk. You know how it is.” He took the hint and kept it moving and she and I never discussed it afterwards and it just now strikes me as funny

    That’s just strange.
    Move along you weirdo……….😂

    Exactly 😂
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
    edited October 2023
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    The only one of my kids who consistently meal preps is the one who’s not interested in weight lifting. Since the start of school, he picks one day of the weekend to create five identical lunches for himself.
    Week one: plov
    Week two: rigatoni
    Week three: chicken and bean burritos
    Week four: beef fried rice with vegetables and egg
  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 495 Member
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    The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
    Why does the universe play me like this 🤣

  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 480 Member
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    nonchalantxo wrote: »
    The man I'm completely inlove with has girls chasing him like no tomorrow.
    Why does the universe play me like this 🤣

    Out girl those girls. Make him see only you and why your worth more than having a few tramps messing about.

    As a man I’d much rather have that special person who I click with, brings me endless amounts of love, joy and laughter. Someone who I find irresistibly beautiful/sexy but not just because of her face and body, because of her intellect, humor, challenges me at every moment to keep me on my toes, and who respects herself.
    That’s what stops all other women from existing in my world.
    So go make him see Your Worth it more than a few toys and if he doesn’t or can’t then he’s not worth your time and love.

    🖖 live long and prosper

    I typed way too much




  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,020 Member
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    Words & phrases that are sometimes more offensive than swear words. Context is everything of course.

    Where I come from in my generation “your mother” & “shut up” are examples of this.
  • BriansTrident
    BriansTrident Posts: 480 Member
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    itchmyTwitch wrote: »
    Words & phrases that are sometimes more offensive than swear words. Context is everything of course.

    Where I come from in my generation “your mother” & “shut up” are examples of this.


    “Your momma wears combat boots” I still don’t know why this was so offensive as a kid

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