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Can i sign up for your zumba class?2
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IF you were a personal trainer? lolol0
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Can you help @Finishiitnow sweat?1
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How can i properly increase my IG followers?
Send me a picture of what your working with in the old looks department. We will work from there. Don't be scared, I have a lot of experience with helping people boost IG followers. You can read the testimonials in my fitness program that costs 19.95 where I also explain and break down how to increase your IG following base.1 -
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LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How can i properly increase my IG followers?
Send me a picture of what your working with in the old looks department. We will work from there. Don't be scared, I have a lot of experience with helping people boost IG followers. You can read the testimonials in my fitness program that costs 19.95 where I also explain and break down how to increase your IG following base.
Do you accept food stamps as form of payment?1 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Can i sign up for your zumba class?
I see you recognize the skills and know that any reputable fitness trainer will also teach a Zumba class. Youre already knowledgeable which is good. Ill squeeze you. Youll have to fill out my liability form that frees me from all sexual harassment claims. Its on my fitness program which costs 19.95
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Which pre workout will make me more bro-ish?0
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Whats my fav resturants?0
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Can I pay in pennies?0
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why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
I want my pennies back2 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »How can i properly increase my IG followers?
Send me a picture of what your working with in the old looks department. We will work from there. Don't be scared, I have a lot of experience with helping people boost IG followers. You can read the testimonials in my fitness program that costs 19.95 where I also explain and break down how to increase your IG following base.
Do you accept food stamps as form of payment?
Asking for a friend or are you down on your luck? Either way, you can learn how to make extra money through my fitness program. The initial program fee of 19.95 cant be paid with food stamps but trust me, you wont need them after my program.2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Which pre workout will make me more bro-ish?
My patented pre-work sold through my fitness program will make you the ultimate bro. Guaranteed to put hair on your chest and infuses bro knowledge into your dna to make you the ultimate sex machine.2 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Whats my fav resturants?
You like fast food. Loads of it. The more unhealthy, the better for you. Hence, why you should join my program.1 -
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What do I do if I shart during a squat?3
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how do I become a faster runner?0
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I don't understand belly button selfies. So, I'm asking you, why do all of the artists paint adam and eve with belly buttons? Causation or Correlation confusion?
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »how do I become a faster runner?
I hire a perverted old man to follow you. Guaranteed to put extra pep in your step.1 -
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How do I get a thigh gap?0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »
Wheres your spiel? You have failed at proper marketing. Im outta here.0 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »How do I get a thigh gap?
First things first. I must see you in person to do an in depth inspection to see what I'm working with. Then ill lay out a carefully crafted plan to get some space between them legs. 40% percent of the time, it works all the time.3 -
Where did they come from. Belly button selfies. That is all.
God made adam and eve in his image. So god has a belly button.
I like it, this is good. I have relatives who use the internet like a personal trainer, too. They ask it any question and expect yes or no, personal answers. Hi-larious. Now, I'm just going to ask you anything I want to.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »
Wheres your spiel? You have failed at proper marketing. Im outta here.
My fitness program is not inclusive of why you have belly buttons but only why you should show them to me so I can do a proper evaluation of the fitness regime I will make for you. I was answering the question directly. I don't play games miss. I'm not a fluffer. There is no fluff in my program.1 -
Where did they come from. Belly button selfies. That is all.
God made adam and eve in his image. So god has a belly button.
I like it, this is good. I have relatives who use the internet like a personal trainer, too. They ask it any question and expect yes or no, personal answers. Hi-larious. Now, I'm just going to ask you anything I want to.
The belly button selfie comes from the person taking the picture. That's why its called a selfie.3
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