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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Mari22na wrote: »
    You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
    Texas Tea.
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
    The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

    Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
    The Beverly Hillbillies

    Ok little lady. I'll throw you a bone. Your lucky numbers are 77 23 35 93 00. That's my number.... you're welcome
  • rianneonamission
    rianneonamission Posts: 854 Member
    Do you fear the reaper?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Mari22na wrote: »
    You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
    Texas Tea.
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
    The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

    Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
    The Beverly Hillbillies

    And the song freaked me out!!! I was like you don't know me!!!! My first name is Jedidiah
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    rianneonamission wrote: »
    Do you fear the reaper?

    I train the reaper ma'am. US Marine at your service.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
    I want my pennies back

    Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.

    513-347-1111

    Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?

    This is the number for LaRosa's Pizzeria in Ohio. They deliver.

    Haha way to rat me out
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited June 2018
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

    Okay! :) Wait. Free for additional charge?? :/
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
    mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    What's your favorite color?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

    Damn you're good.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Mari22na wrote: »
    'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
    mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.

    Granny was the best
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.

    Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    What's your favorite color?

    Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.

    Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)

    That will be $tree fify...plus the shaker. For a total of $101.23
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    What's your favorite color?

    Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question

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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.

    That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.

    That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift

    First youll need to sign this waiver. And to include your wife or gf in this ummm situation...thatll be extra. Go ahead and sign.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.

    I can't heap enough praise upon my partner. She reads my mind.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?

    Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?

    Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.

    We will also do kik.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Is it true that getting a divorce is the fastest and safest way to lose weight?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Do pets go to heaven?
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