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LiftingRiot wrote: »
I always thought you were really that guy in your profile pic and I felt sorry for you. Until I found out it was some sort of TV skit and not really you.
You actually have rather intimidating good looks.
If we met in person I'd keep my eyes politely downward and clasp my hands primly on my lap while I blushed and tittered.
I already tricked him into marrying me. Back off you minx!!
You probably really should marry him. I'll wait for Motorsheen to become single. Or at least Captain Pantyhose or whatever his name is.
Bwahaha!!! Captain pantyhose!!!! Love it3 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »
I always thought you were really that guy in your profile pic and I felt sorry for you. Until I found out it was some sort of TV skit and not really you.
You actually have rather intimidating good looks.
If we met in person I'd keep my eyes politely downward and clasp my hands primly on my lap while I blushed and tittered.
Thanks meadows2 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »
I always thought you were really that guy in your profile pic and I felt sorry for you. Until I found out it was some sort of TV skit and not really you.
You actually have rather intimidating good looks.
If we met in person I'd keep my eyes politely downward and clasp my hands primly on my lap while I blushed and tittered.
Thanks meadows
Dont lick people...1 -
How do you keep wine from spilling while working out?0
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »
I always thought you were really that guy in your profile pic and I felt sorry for you. Until I found out it was some sort of TV skit and not really you.
You actually have rather intimidating good looks.
If we met in person I'd keep my eyes politely downward and clasp my hands primly on my lap while I blushed and tittered.
Thanks meadows
Dont lick people...
I thought women like that3 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »
I always thought you were really that guy in your profile pic and I felt sorry for you. Until I found out it was some sort of TV skit and not really you.
You actually have rather intimidating good looks.
If we met in person I'd keep my eyes politely downward and clasp my hands primly on my lap while I blushed and tittered.
Thanks meadows
Dont lick people...
I thought women like that
Oops...wrong thread
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PT...how can one drink and maintain a stellar physique1
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »PT...how can one drink and maintain a stellar physique
I have 3 words for you.... water2 -
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_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »Do you still charge 19.95 if I just want you to spot me?
No 19.95. All you need to do is put in your credit card information to verify your identity and age. We will not charge your credit card. Trust us. And I will make sure you have the best form. My eye sees everything. You will be in good hands. I got your back.2 -
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_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »Do you still charge 19.95 if I just want you to spot me?
No 19.95. All you need to do is put in your credit card information to verify your identity and age. We will not charge your credit card. Trust us. And I will make sure you have the best form. My eye sees everything. You will be in good hands. I got your back.
When you say "trust us" does that mean your partner is coming too? Who gets the front and who gets the back?
Yes. I'll take the back to give you that push. She'll take the front so you have something pretty to look at.2 -
*wipes steam off glasses*1
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LiftingRiot wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »Do you still charge 19.95 if I just want you to spot me?
No 19.95. All you need to do is put in your credit card information to verify your identity and age. We will not charge your credit card. Trust us. And I will make sure you have the best form. My eye sees everything. You will be in good hands. I got your back.
When you say "trust us" does that mean your partner is coming too? Who gets the front and who gets the back?
Yes. I'll take the back to give you that push. She'll take the front so you have something pretty to look at.
Thanks partner. You know how much i love the front. Will i need to use our hands on approach with our client here?0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »Do you still charge 19.95 if I just want you to spot me?
No 19.95. All you need to do is put in your credit card information to verify your identity and age. We will not charge your credit card. Trust us. And I will make sure you have the best form. My eye sees everything. You will be in good hands. I got your back.
When you say "trust us" does that mean your partner is coming too? Who gets the front and who gets the back?
Yes. I'll take the back to give you that push. She'll take the front so you have something pretty to look at.
Thanks partner. You know how much i love the front. Will i need to use our hands on approach with our client here?
This is definitely hands on. We need to get in there and show her whats up. High fives all around.1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »
Yes. Yes, you do. I will accept this attire for our wedding pictures
I like how you slid in you needed a date then it was "your" wedding pictures LOL0 -
Adding this tool to our range of services. If you are in need of toenail straightening pm our resident PT @LiftingRiot0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
Adding this tool to our range of services. If you are in need of toenail straightening pm our resident PT @LiftingRiot
I do not approve this message. Step into my office1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
Adding this tool to our range of services. If you are in need of toenail straightening pm our resident PT @LiftingRiot
I do not approve this message. Step into my office
Oh, yes sir. Shall i close the door ?
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
Adding this tool to our range of services. If you are in need of toenail straightening pm our resident PT @LiftingRiot
I do not approve this message. Step into my office
Oh, yes sir. Shall i close the door ?
No I want you to try out our new fish pedicures. You are the ginny pig.1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
Adding this tool to our range of services. If you are in need of toenail straightening pm our resident PT @LiftingRiot
I do not approve this message. Step into my office
Oh, yes sir. Shall i close the door ?
No I want you to try out our new fish pedicures. You are the ginny pig.
Creepy. I feel im being punished for my outside the box thinking 0 -
I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?2
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I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?
Bite the rest of your finger nails off. Serves as a meal replacement. Put your head down and push through them workouts. Keep them nails well nibbled so there is no chance of breaking them in the future.
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LiftingRiot wrote: »I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?
Bite the rest of your finger nails off. Serves as a meal replacement. Put your head down and push through them workouts. Keep them nails well nibbled so there is no chance of breaking them in the future.
Meal replacement... hahaha Good protein source or no?0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?
Bite the rest of your finger nails off. Serves as a meal replacement. Put your head down and push through them workouts. Keep them nails well nibbled so there is no chance of breaking them in the future.
Meal replacement... hahaha Good protein source or no?
Suprisingly per MFP, 1 nail equals 1 gram of protein. Bon appetit
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LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?
Bite the rest of your finger nails off. Serves as a meal replacement. Put your head down and push through them workouts. Keep them nails well nibbled so there is no chance of breaking them in the future.
Meal replacement... hahaha Good protein source or no?
Suprisingly per MFP, 1 nail equals 1 gram of protein. Bon appetit
Need my money back.
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LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »I broke my finger nail, should I amputate the whole finger? How will I ever lift again?
Bite the rest of your finger nails off. Serves as a meal replacement. Put your head down and push through them workouts. Keep them nails well nibbled so there is no chance of breaking them in the future.
Meal replacement... hahaha Good protein source or no?
Suprisingly per MFP, 1 nail equals 1 gram of protein. Bon appetit
Need my money back.
check out own fingernails1 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »When your personal trainer asks you if you’re “ready”, is that a rhetorical question?
Its rhetorical. Doesn't matter if you are or you are not ready. Its going to happen
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Should I eat burger king or mcdonalds before going to the gym?0
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