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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    What's your favorite color?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

    Damn you're good.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Mari22na wrote: »
    'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
    mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.

    Granny was the best
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.

    Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    What's your favorite color?

    Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.

    Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)

    That will be $tree fify...plus the shaker. For a total of $101.23
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    What's your favorite color?

    Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question

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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.

    That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.

    That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift

    First youll need to sign this waiver. And to include your wife or gf in this ummm situation...thatll be extra. Go ahead and sign.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    Do you have a dress code for your clients?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.

    I can't heap enough praise upon my partner. She reads my mind.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?

    Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    Do you have a dress code for your clients?

    My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

    Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?

    Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.

    We will also do kik.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
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    Is it true that getting a divorce is the fastest and safest way to lose weight?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Do pets go to heaven?

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