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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    epr3996 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    epr3996 wrote: »
    Have you trained any athletes?

    Bruce Jenner. Heard of her?

    Was the the Before or After Bruce?

    Were you the coach who told him he was not tough enough to be a man?

    I was the one that gave him the courage to be a woman.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Am I going to win the lotto in my lifetime? dancing-crazy-rabbit-emoticon.gif?1292793766.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
    I want my pennies back

    Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.

    513-347-1111
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    What can you do for cankles?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Mari22na wrote: »
    Am I going to win the lotto in my lifetime? dancing-crazy-rabbit-emoticon.gif?1292793766.

    Can you clarify? There are a lot of lottos out there. You already admitted to winning the D-bag lotto. You just won the trainer lotto with little old me. And I need to give a full physical exam to check your.... health to determine how long youll live and the odds youll win your desired lotto.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    boehle wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
    I want my pennies back

    Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.

    513-347-1111

    Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
    I want my pennies back

    Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.

    513-347-1111

    Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?

    This is the number for LaRosa's Pizzeria in Ohio. They deliver.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
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    You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
    Texas Tea.
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
    The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

    Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
    The Beverly Hillbillies
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Mari22na wrote: »
    You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
    Texas Tea.
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
    The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

    Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
    The Beverly Hillbillies

    Ok little lady. I'll throw you a bone. Your lucky numbers are 77 23 35 93 00. That's my number.... you're welcome
  • rianneonamission
    rianneonamission Posts: 854 Member
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    Do you fear the reaper?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Mari22na wrote: »
    You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
    Texas Tea.
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
    The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
    Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

    Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
    The Beverly Hillbillies

    And the song freaked me out!!! I was like you don't know me!!!! My first name is Jedidiah
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    rianneonamission wrote: »
    Do you fear the reaper?

    I train the reaper ma'am. US Marine at your service.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    why are you taking so long to answer us? we need your help.
    I want my pennies back

    Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.

    513-347-1111

    Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?

    This is the number for LaRosa's Pizzeria in Ohio. They deliver.

    Haha way to rat me out
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited June 2018
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    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

    I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

    Okay! :) Wait. Free for additional charge?? :/
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
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    'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
    mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.

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