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    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Mari22na wrote: »
      You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
      Texas Tea.
      And then one day he was shootin at some food,
      And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
      Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

      Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
      The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
      Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
      So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

      Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
      The Beverly Hillbillies

      Ok little lady. I'll throw you a bone. Your lucky numbers are 77 23 35 93 00. That's my number.... you're welcome
    • Posts: 854 Member
      Do you fear the reaper?
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Mari22na wrote: »
      You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
      Texas Tea.
      And then one day he was shootin at some food,
      And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
      Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

      Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
      The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
      Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
      So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

      Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
      The Beverly Hillbillies

      And the song freaked me out!!! I was like you don't know me!!!! My first name is Jedidiah
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      rianneonamission wrote: »
      Do you fear the reaper?

      I train the reaper ma'am. US Marine at your service.
    • Posts: 5,062 Member
      RoxieDawn wrote: »
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      This is the number for LaRosa's Pizzeria in Ohio. They deliver.

      Haha way to rat me out
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    • Posts: 3,655 Member
      Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
      Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

      I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.
    • Posts: 3,655 Member
      edited June 2018
      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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      I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

      Okay! :) Wait. Free for additional charge?? :/
    • Posts: 32,344 Member
      edited June 2018
      'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
      mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
      Do you, or do you not, fear the reaper? And how many calories would I burn if I were to play a cowbell, no.... two cowbells, at the same time, for 90 minutes?

      Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.
    • Posts: 3,992 Member
      What's your favorite color?
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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      I can get him to answer this for you for a small fee...and I'll throw in a FREE smoothie shaker for an additional charge.

      Damn you're good.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Mari22na wrote: »
      'I'm sitting on my porch, tapping my foot, playing spoons.'
      mjycm-MMMG5BVWH74-Full-Image_GalleryBackground-en-US-1502400315583._RI_SX940_.jpg. Remember when Jethro would eat the plastic fruit out of the bowl.

      Granny was the best
    • Posts: 3,655 Member
      LiftingRiot wrote: »
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      Only if I have a fever. The cow bell is hard to master and quite taxing on the mind and body. Playing the cowbell is equivalent to competing in crossfit.

      Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
      What's your favorite color?

      Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
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      Oh. Coolness! Thanks very much! :);)

      That will be $tree fify...plus the shaker. For a total of $101.23
    • Posts: 3,992 Member
      LiftingRiot wrote: »
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      Green. Like the inside of an avocado. Ok. Not that exact color green but green. Excellent question

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    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      kam26001 wrote: »
      Can you call me a pathetic loser who will never amount to diddly poo.... and with a megaphone? That's the kind of motivation I need.

      That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      LiftingRiot wrote: »
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      That cost extra but yes. Talk to my partner @mustacheU2Lift

      First youll need to sign this waiver. And to include your wife or gf in this ummm situation...thatll be extra. Go ahead and sign.
    • Posts: 1,127 Member
      Do you have a dress code for your clients?
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
      Do you have a dress code for your clients?

      First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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      First we'll need pics...theres a small sending fee.

      I can't heap enough praise upon my partner. She reads my mind.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
      Do you have a dress code for your clients?

      My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.
    • Posts: 1,127 Member
      LiftingRiot wrote: »
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      My partner is quite right. Pics are a must to determine workout attire. Please inbox us both.

      Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?
    • Posts: 5,844 Member
      R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
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      Can't we just do this through Skype or nah?

      Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.
    • Posts: 6,946 Member
      mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
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      Skype is extra. But I'll throw in his weekly newsletter as an added bonus. All pics of him.

      We will also do kik.
    • Posts: 501 Member
      Is it true that getting a divorce is the fastest and safest way to lose weight?
    • Posts: 2,794 Member
      Do pets go to heaven?
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