When Peter shows up uninvited
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Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.3 -
I'm a veterinarian - in particular, I work in necropsy (autopsy for animals). My favorite responses allude to some of the grossest things I've seen on the job.
"Wow, that looks JUST like an abscess I drained this morning!"
"Still can't beat the bloody mass I took off the side of a cat."
Or an allegory about the types of venereal disease pigs get. Sidenote - you wouldn't believe the types of venereal disease pigs get. Don't even get me started about genital cancer in horses.
Hey man, unsolicited Peters get unsolicited medical stories, that's just how it works.7 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »I like the lady who made an art exhibit of all the unsolicited ding-dongs she received over the course of a year or so. She displayed them in a room made to look up like her living room.. as though they were portraits instead of just phallic images. :laugh:
I feel like that's at least a creative use for them.
Now I want a Peter room
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a56984/dick-pic-art-exhibit/ Hopefully, less tacky than her art exhibit living room. :laugh:1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Exactly. You need to get to know it first.1 -
sheloves89 wrote: »I'm a veterinarian - in particular, I work in necropsy (autopsy for animals). My favorite responses allude to some of the grossest things I've seen on the job.
"Wow, that looks JUST like an abscess I drained this morning!"
"Still can't beat the bloody mass I took off the side of a cat."
Or an allegory about the types of venereal disease pigs get. Sidenote - you wouldn't believe the types of venereal disease pigs get. Don't even get me started about genital cancer in horses.
Hey man, unsolicited Peters get unsolicited medical stories, that's just how it works.
Can one get the gross medical stories without the pics, or are those a requirement? Asking for a...friend
A morbid friend1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Those are horse names. I guess that’s hard to get offended by, given the context?1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Those are horse names. I guess that’s hard to get offended by, given the context?
I should have known you’d get the connection1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
1) idk she should always be the first to send something. and she wouldn't do that if she wasn't interested. after she initiates its okay though. just gotta choose your moment. like when she's out grocery shopping or at the library.
2) "lol" and then send your bitmoji with the big eyes. unless she's in her twenties don't use bitmojis at all unless you want her to call you old
3) "cool story bro"2 -
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Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
1) idk she should always be the first to send something. and she wouldn't do that if she wasn't interested. after she initiates its okay though. just gotta choose your moment. like when she's out grocery shopping or at the library.
2) "lol" and then send your bitmoji with the big eyes. unless she's in her twenties don't use bitmojis at all unless you want her to call you old
3) "cool story bro"
Women do that?1 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
1) idk she should always be the first to send something. and she wouldn't do that if she wasn't interested. after she initiates its okay though. just gotta choose your moment. like when she's out grocery shopping or at the library.
2) "lol" and then send your bitmoji with the big eyes. unless she's in her twenties don't use bitmojis at all unless you want her to call you old
3) "cool story bro"
Women do that?
I was wondering the same thing.
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_Miss_Chievous wrote: »I have 2 strategies for dealing with this that I use if the dude is sending me that kind of pic way too soon, especially if I’m not sure I even like him like that.
1.) I send him a random D pic back so he can see what it feels like. No man wants to see that.
2.) I tell him he just doesn’t measure up so he can be in the just friends zone.
Trust me, these strategies work and will deter them from doing it again.
😁
I wouldn’t do this to someone I actually liked though. 😇
OR... if you get one. You can always reply by asking him if he names it after a computer company. Then he'll be all confused and say what??? Then you tell him "Microsoft"
OR... send them my way
Nice.
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Write back "Hey, I didn't know you have a gerbil! Wook how widdle that is!" 😅1
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »With a boyfriend named peter, I have to say, I am very offended. On his behalf. Yours truely, Peters girlfriend.
Tell Peter to stay out of our dms 😂3 -
I was just reminded that I did once send an unsolicited peter pic. In my defense, it was the best way to display the jewelry.2
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irishiwasfitter wrote: »I just laugh it off but I don’t know why they feel the need to send them without even saying hi first 😂 I feel like most guys take that one picture they’re proud of whether it be the lighting or the way it’s sitting or whatever and they keep it on their phone or laptop to send to numerous women over the years. I get that some men do it because they’re lonely or whatever but heck I’m lonely as hell and I don’t go around sending photos of Franny.
Mine is named Princess Grace1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »Can one get the gross medical stories without the pics, or are those a requirement? Asking for a...friend
A morbid friend
I will always prefer to share the stories without the pics.
I have some good ones!2 -
irishiwasfitter wrote: »I just laugh it off but I don’t know why they feel the need to send them without even saying hi first 😂 I feel like most guys take that one picture they’re proud of whether it be the lighting or the way it’s sitting or whatever and they keep it on their phone or laptop to send to numerous women over the years. I get that some men do it because they’re lonely or whatever but heck I’m lonely as hell and I don’t go around sending photos of Franny.
I always put a “hello” *after* the pic! I guess I never realized that could come off as rude. Hey tho, live and learn! I’m taking notes in this thread2 -
irishiwasfitter wrote: »I just laugh it off but I don’t know why they feel the need to send them without even saying hi first 😂 I feel like most guys take that one picture they’re proud of whether it be the lighting or the way it’s sitting or whatever and they keep it on their phone or laptop to send to numerous women over the years. I get that some men do it because they’re lonely or whatever but heck I’m lonely as hell and I don’t go around sending photos of Franny.
no girl would ever do this either.
at all.
i am 100% sure4 -
sheloves89 wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Can one get the gross medical stories without the pics, or are those a requirement? Asking for a...friend
A morbid friend
I will always prefer to share the stories without the pics.
I have some good ones!
I'm lookin around for something to inspire a horror story, so I am ready for picless-stories of morbidity whenever0 -
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irishiwasfitter wrote: »I just laugh it off but I don’t know why they feel the need to send them without even saying hi first 😂 I feel like most guys take that one picture they’re proud of whether it be the lighting or the way it’s sitting or whatever and they keep it on their phone or laptop to send to numerous women over the years. I get that some men do it because they’re lonely or whatever but heck I’m lonely as hell and I don’t go around sending photos of Franny.
no girl would ever do this either.
at all.
i am 100% sure
Well actually I-
oh. oh, you’re being sarcastic. Never mind3 -
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »the law says it’s illegal to send any pic with “intimate parts” exposed without “consent”. They didn’t bother defining intimate parts or consent so we get to spend some tax money on frivolous lawsuits to hash that all out later. as far i can tell, youre still free to send pics of literally anything as long as it’s not human anatomy (breastfeeding? NO tentacle anime pron? YES)
anyways more freedom stripped away bc people cant be bothered to learn how to turn off “discoverable” on their iPhones jmo
because of the new law im reverting to stick figure drawings4 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »irishiwasfitter wrote: »I just laugh it off but I don’t know why they feel the need to send them without even saying hi first 😂 I feel like most guys take that one picture they’re proud of whether it be the lighting or the way it’s sitting or whatever and they keep it on their phone or laptop to send to numerous women over the years. I get that some men do it because they’re lonely or whatever but heck I’m lonely as hell and I don’t go around sending photos of Franny.
Mine is named Princess Grace
🤣 I kinda want to name mine Peters Cave now.7 -
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Peters Magical Cave!1
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I wish I had this thread years ago. So many harsh life lessons could have been avoided0
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