When Peter shows up uninvited
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’m looking at the list of threads and i keep misreading the top two as “when peter shows up in your mouth.”
SURPRISE
oh! that reminds me of a story! not your usual genre but you can use it if you want
I dunno, I've written in a LOT of genres...!1 -
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’m looking at the list of threads and i keep misreading the top two as “when peter shows up in your mouth.”
Boy it's always a surprise when that happens4 -
i even adjusted my phrasing to be not so obvious 💦your_future_ex_wife wrote: »i’m looking at the list of threads and i keep misreading the top two as “when peter shows up in your mouth.”
Boy it's always a surprise when that happens
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Never got one. FOMO3
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_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
#1 would be interesting. like dude, how often does that yield the results you’re looking for? or maybe, what ARE the results you’re looking for?4 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.3 -
I'm a veterinarian - in particular, I work in necropsy (autopsy for animals). My favorite responses allude to some of the grossest things I've seen on the job.
"Wow, that looks JUST like an abscess I drained this morning!"
"Still can't beat the bloody mass I took off the side of a cat."
Or an allegory about the types of venereal disease pigs get. Sidenote - you wouldn't believe the types of venereal disease pigs get. Don't even get me started about genital cancer in horses.
Hey man, unsolicited Peters get unsolicited medical stories, that's just how it works.7 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »I like the lady who made an art exhibit of all the unsolicited ding-dongs she received over the course of a year or so. She displayed them in a room made to look up like her living room.. as though they were portraits instead of just phallic images. :laugh:
I feel like that's at least a creative use for them.
Now I want a Peter room
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a56984/dick-pic-art-exhibit/ Hopefully, less tacky than her art exhibit living room. :laugh:1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Exactly. You need to get to know it first.1 -
sheloves89 wrote: »I'm a veterinarian - in particular, I work in necropsy (autopsy for animals). My favorite responses allude to some of the grossest things I've seen on the job.
"Wow, that looks JUST like an abscess I drained this morning!"
"Still can't beat the bloody mass I took off the side of a cat."
Or an allegory about the types of venereal disease pigs get. Sidenote - you wouldn't believe the types of venereal disease pigs get. Don't even get me started about genital cancer in horses.
Hey man, unsolicited Peters get unsolicited medical stories, that's just how it works.
Can one get the gross medical stories without the pics, or are those a requirement? Asking for a...friend
A morbid friend1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Those are horse names. I guess that’s hard to get offended by, given the context?1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »
A guy I used to know named his Lenny. Safe to say that didn't last too long 🙄
I prefer to do the naming. I named one Thunder. and one I named Ed.
Those are horse names. I guess that’s hard to get offended by, given the context?
I should have known you’d get the connection1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
1) idk she should always be the first to send something. and she wouldn't do that if she wasn't interested. after she initiates its okay though. just gotta choose your moment. like when she's out grocery shopping or at the library.
2) "lol" and then send your bitmoji with the big eyes. unless she's in her twenties don't use bitmojis at all unless you want her to call you old
3) "cool story bro"2 -
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Reckoner68 wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »
I feel like the angle would really define the title.
1) A guy's perspective as to the WHY after sending one? I dunno this one, which I guess is *probably* a good thing even if I feel like I'm not participating in ye olde internet traditions
2) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a woman? Lemme hazard a guess--"lol bro best day ever"
3) A guy's perspective when receiving an unsolicited pic of a man? Lemme hazard a guess--"silence"
1) idk she should always be the first to send something. and she wouldn't do that if she wasn't interested. after she initiates its okay though. just gotta choose your moment. like when she's out grocery shopping or at the library.
2) "lol" and then send your bitmoji with the big eyes. unless she's in her twenties don't use bitmojis at all unless you want her to call you old
3) "cool story bro"
Women do that?1
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