Answer only with Simpson's quotes...
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Butter up that bacon. Bacon up that sausage!
But dad, my heart hurts!0 -
Really?
No one has put "Mmmmmmm.... Doooooghnuuuuuutsss" yet?0 -
Also when Lisa gets a birthday card from Bart...
"I couldn't afford to get you a drum set" (opens card to see woman with big knockers) "So how about a nice pair of bongos?".
NEARLY P!SSED MYSELF LAUGHING SO HARD0 -
Spider Pig. Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.
Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spider Pig!0 -
"i don't want to look like a weirdo. i'll just go with the muumuu."0
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When a woman says nothing is wrong, that means everything is wrong. And when she says everything is wrong, that means everything is wrong! And when she says something's not funny, you better not laugh your *kitten* off!"0
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"i don't want to look like a weirdo. i'll just go with the muumuu."
OMG, I love that episode!!! :laugh:
"Where's the ANY key?"0 -
"The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top."
- O. J. Simpson0 -
A few personal favorites
Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!"
Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
Troy McClure: "Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”0 -
Maybe I will Millhouse,maybe I will.0
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This is the worst pain ever!!!!!!0
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Burns -- "You're fired!"
Homer -- "And with just cause!"
(Upon seeing Sideshow Bob's DIE BART DIE tattoo)
It's "The Bart, The" in German. Nobody who speaks German can be evil!0 -
Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!
He was a zombie?0 -
Ooooh, floor pie!0
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"hey homie, i can see your doodle!" flanders0
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Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so every time they bark at you they shoot bees at you?0
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History with Grandpa Simpson:
Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.0 -
Wiggum: "this is poppa bear. put out an APB for a man driving a...car...of some sort. Heading in the direction of...you know, that places that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless"0
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It tastes like.....burning!0
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This post is genius.0
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