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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Butter up that bacon. Bacon up that sausage!

    But dad, my heart hurts!
  • ECatherineS
    ECatherineS Posts: 42
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    Really?
    No one has put "Mmmmmmm.... Doooooghnuuuuuutsss" yet?
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Also when Lisa gets a birthday card from Bart...

    "I couldn't afford to get you a drum set" (opens card to see woman with big knockers) "So how about a nice pair of bongos?".


    NEARLY P!SSED MYSELF LAUGHING SO HARD
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    Spider Pig. Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does.

    Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.

    Look out, he is a Spider Pig!
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
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    "i don't want to look like a weirdo. i'll just go with the muumuu."
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
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    When a woman says nothing is wrong, that means everything is wrong. And when she says everything is wrong, that means everything is wrong! And when she says something's not funny, you better not laugh your *kitten* off!"
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    "i don't want to look like a weirdo. i'll just go with the muumuu."

    OMG, I love that episode!!! :laugh:

    "Where's the ANY key?"
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
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    "The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top."

    - O. J. Simpson
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
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    A few personal favorites

    Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!"
    Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

    Troy McClure: "Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
  • RoseDarrett
    RoseDarrett Posts: 355 Member
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    Maybe I will Millhouse,maybe I will.
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
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    This is the worst pain ever!!!!!!
  • Lessismore98
    Lessismore98 Posts: 9
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    Burns -- "You're fired!"
    Homer -- "And with just cause!"

    (Upon seeing Sideshow Bob's DIE BART DIE tattoo)
    It's "The Bart, The" in German. Nobody who speaks German can be evil!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!

    He was a zombie?
  • skcardiog
    skcardiog Posts: 316 Member
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    Ooooh, floor pie!
  • daydream_believer
    daydream_believer Posts: 332
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    "hey homie, i can see your doodle!" flanders
  • codapea
    codapea Posts: 182 Member
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    Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so every time they bark at you they shoot bees at you?
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    History with Grandpa Simpson:

    Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Wiggum: "this is poppa bear. put out an APB for a man driving a...car...of some sort. Heading in the direction of...you know, that places that sells chilli. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless"
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
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    It tastes like.....burning!
  • DeeDel32
    DeeDel32 Posts: 542 Member
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    This post is genius. :)

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