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  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
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    "Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his *kitten* on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown".
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Ralph: "Can you cook my dinner for me? My mom won't let me use the stove!"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
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    This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon.
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Duffman (looking at photo of Moe on Duff calendar): "That's a mug you don't wanna chug...OH YEAH!"
  • McChubbyruewho
    McChubbyruewho Posts: 194
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    "save me supper man!"
  • nataliefamily3
    nataliefamily3 Posts: 190
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    Mr. burns singing about his fur collection:

    See my vest see my vest made of real gorilla chest
    See my loafers former gophers
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
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    Me fail English? That's unpossible!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    "well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"
  • valerieschram
    valerieschram Posts: 97 Member
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    Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?

    Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

    Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!
  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member
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    Homer: Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
  • amanda_catherine
    amanda_catherine Posts: 101
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    Homer "I have two kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and two money"
  • mathteacher2010
    mathteacher2010 Posts: 85 Member
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    From the episode with Flanders' parents:

    "I've tried nothing and don't know what else to do!"

    :laugh:
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
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    Millhouse: "are these real x-rays?"

    Radioacitve Man director: "good question! we'll look into that! okay x-ary machine to full power aaaaand action!"

    *obviosuly real x-rays bombard Millhouse's skull*
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I have a question. You're crazy!

    Confused, would we?
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
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    "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'"
  • JulieBGoood
    JulieBGoood Posts: 120 Member
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    exxxxcellent....
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    "Good job nibbles , now chew through my ball sack"
  • keepitcroosh
    keepitcroosh Posts: 301 Member
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    Bart: Im bart simpson, who the hell are you?

    Homer: Heres to alcohol... The cause... And solution to, all lifes problems

    Ralph: Mrs krabapel and principal skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

    Mr burns answering phone : Ahoy hoy?


    so manyyyyyy. I could go on forever. best show everrrrrrr.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
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    Do - The stuff that buys me Beer
    Ra - The guy that sells me Beer
    Mi - The guy that drinks the Beer
    Fa - The distance to my Beer
    So - I think I'll have a Beer
    La - La la la la la Beer
    Ti - No thanks I'm having Beer

    That will bring us back to D'OH!!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I call the big one "Bitey".

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