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It's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.0
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Dr Nick:
"oh it's such a nice day! i think i'll go out the window!"
HI DR. NICK!0 -
When was the last time Barbara Streisand cleaned out your garage? And when it's time to do the dishes...where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya! Ray Bolger...is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!0
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"I don't want to be Chesty La Rue, or Busty St. Claire"
"Fine, Hooty McBoob it is!"0 -
Marrrrge .. You being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman ... And I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.0
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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
Hahaha, just watched that episode "Das Bus"
"Hold on kids, I'll swim for help! Uhhh what the!? Zeppelin ruuullllessss!"0 -
Yvan eht nioj0
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A below average boy, an above average dog.0
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spider pig!!! spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!!!0
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Yvan eht nioj
L.T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
Lisa: Super liminal?
L.T. Smash: I'll show you.... HEY YOU! Join the navy!
Carl: Yeah, alright.
Lenny: I'm in!0 -
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.
cue post superbowl .wav0 -
He is now called Harry Porker.0
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"Hey there, I heard its your birthday, how old are you?"
"Well I'm"
"That's great! Would you like us to sing you a song?"
"Hell no!"
"You've got it, ready Senor Beaverotti?"
"You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl! "0 -
Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.0
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Homer: If you had a BBQ without any meat, they'd say "YO, GOOBER, WHERES THE MEAT??"0
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Yvan eht nioj
I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now lol0 -
My mind is always open to new ideas ...... ONIONS!!! IN THE PEAS!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!?!!?!0
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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Mail guy: "Okay. What's your first name Mr Burns?"
Homer: "I don't know"
Homer: "Great plan Bart"0 -
"Pair off as I draw your names. Lenny &...Carl"
"Aw nuts, I mean...um..aw nuts"0 -
ralph
i saw principle skinner and mrs krobopple making babies and the baby looked at me
apu
that is the most disgusting smell i have ever smelled ... and i am from India0
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