Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    "Operator, quick, give me the number for 9-1-1". - Homer
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”
  • jinjin8
    jinjin8 Posts: 220 Member
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”

    Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    News: "Homer Simpsons sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers."
    Homer: "Hey, that's the half truth."
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    hmmm, what is an eltdown?
  • samantha1242
    samantha1242 Posts: 816 Member
    I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!

    Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.

    My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!

    Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!

    Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.

    My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!

    Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

    Ralph is a one kid goldmine of quotes haha
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”

    Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!


    Gimme the bat Marge! Gimme the batbatbatbat!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    hmmm, what is an eltdown?

    hahahaha
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    And they stayed on the island until they were saved by mmmm let's say moe
  • RoseAnneDent
    RoseAnneDent Posts: 3 Member
    Go banana!
  • tappae
    tappae Posts: 568 Member
    "It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, except with more cursing...We're gonna live like kings! Damn hell *kitten* kings!"
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    No food no monkey butlers this islands a death hole
  • Songbird1104
    Songbird1104 Posts: 210 Member
    Homer: "Hey, how come nobody thanked me?"
    Lisa: "You didn't do anything!"
    Homer (dejectedly): "I like being thanked."
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
    Why are the good things so tasty?

    (Homer on the scales)
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    We start with pure milk chocolate...
    Add a layer of farm-fresh honey...
    Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar...
    And dip it in rich, creamery butter...
    -- The candy bar from hell, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love'

    omg, I totally remember this one *drools*

    "Think of the children! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!!"
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! Mount Splashmore take me there right now!"
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    Een America, first you get da suger. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen.


    I used to rock and roll all night and party every day! Then it was every other day...now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

    Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
    Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
    Marge: Won't that warp him?
    Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
    Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
    Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "Give us the money!"
    "Elmo knows where you live"
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
  • Hollisss
    Hollisss Posts: 88 Member
    Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
  • E_H9
    E_H9 Posts: 23
    Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
    Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    D'oh!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Just heard this one tonight:

    "How do you make a King Lear? Put the Queen in a bikini!"

    Care of Krusty the Clown.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
  • danimalkeys
    danimalkeys Posts: 982 Member
    "Operator, quick, give me the number for 9-1-1". - Homer

    Chief Wiggum "You've got the wrong number. This is 9-1----2"
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    Lisa: Dad, those sharks must think you're a baby whale.

    Homer: Ooooh, a BABY whale, my diet is working.

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