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    Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

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    • Posts: 709 Member
      Yabba-dabba-doo!

      Simpson,
      Homer Simpson,
      He's the greatest guy in history.

      From the
      Town of Springfield,
      He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

      AAAAAHHH!
    • Posts: 690 Member
      Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 709 Member
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n8BPv43vhE
    • Posts: 289 Member
      Moe: "this thing can flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds"

      Homer: "Ohhh, but I want it now"
    • Posts: 301 Member
      Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
    • Posts: 1,194 Member
      "Mmmmmm....gummi Venus de Milo."
    • Posts: 411 Member
      Hellooo! My name is Guy Incognito!
    • Posts: 784 Member
      I bent my wookie!
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      I am s-smart, I am s-smart, S-M-R-T I am s-smart.
    • Posts: 784 Member
      The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
    • Posts: 6,128 Member
      But the dank Moe, the dank!
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray! Sluuuuurp
    • Posts: 16
      If you don't come in to work Friday don't bother coming in Monday either
      "Woo-hoo!! four day weekend!"

      If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector 7G
    • Posts: 301 Member
      Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, UGLY children…
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Awkward teen: Reach for the skiiiiiiis.....I mean skies *X-Files music plays*
    • Posts: 2,036 Member
      "It's uterUS, not uterYOU"
    • Posts: 301 Member
      My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!
    • Posts: 233
      I call him Gamblor! And I will save your mother from his neon claws!
    • Posts: 697 Member
      Alcohol. The cause of, ANd solution to, ALL of life's problems.:drinker:
    • Posts: 1,194 Member
      "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
    • Posts: 351
      I had intercourse with your spouse and or your significant other
    • Posts: 133
      "I bent my Wookie."

      I :heart: Ralph :smile:



      Me too -- Go Banana!
    • Posts: 301 Member
      Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
      Ms. Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
      Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
    • Posts: 263 Member
      Duffman says a lots of things
    • Posts: 389 Member
      Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?
      Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes, we do.
      Groundskeeper Willie: [rips off his clothes] Then grease me up, woman!
      Lunchlady Doris: ...Okey-dokey.


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc


      Groundskeeper Willie: [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!

      [Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf]
      Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, don't feel too bad. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mother's teat.


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzPsfnN3sU
    • Posts: 233
      *Apu yelling at Millhouse who is strung up in a hockey goal, feebly blowing at a hockey puck*

      "Come on defense! You call that blowing?"
    • Posts: 233
      Duffman! Can't breathe! Oh no!
    • Posts: 233
      The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
    • Posts: 1,194 Member
      "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
    • Posts: 301 Member
      Do my worst, eh? Smither's, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
      Come on, big boy! Shake that butter off those buns.
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