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  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
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    Yo momma!

    Why are tornados attracted to Oklahoma?


    Cause they're perfect eharmony matches!!!!


    Who names paint colors (and can I have that job??)
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
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    the tooth fairy

    who puts the dew in mountain dew
  • kjensen15
    kjensen15 Posts: 398 Member
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    Tim Tebow! (love that guy!)

    Why does caffeine give me the shakes??
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Because caffeine is also named jitters

    Why aren't porcupines cuddly?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    Actually porcupines are extremely cuddly animals, they just can't find anyone who would consider cuddling with them.

    Why don't I like chicken better?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
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    Cuz it tastes like frogs legs

    Why is London Bridge falling down?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
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    The bridge is old, has lost its muscle mass and needs to do strength training.

    What is the difference between a gopher and a tadpole?
  • SunmayLo
    SunmayLo Posts: 16
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    everything but the letters "o" "p" and "e".

    why do people lock their doors?
  • wilkypoo
    wilkypoo Posts: 52
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    To keep the wind out.

    Why is that grasshopper looking at me?
  • cdsledge09
    cdsledge09 Posts: 167 Member
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    Because you're more interesting to watch than grass...


    Why is that only children can open child proof bottles?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    There is no such thing as child proof. It falls into the same category as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and Pink unicorns.........


    What kind of breakfasts do they serve at Tiffany's?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
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    "diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
    What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    "diamond" back rattlesnake meat with "ruby" grapefruit and "golden" delicious apple salsa (okay, maybe that's on the lunch menu)
    What's up with the word colonel? Who thought up the spelling/pronunciation on that one?????

    HAHA :laugh:

    Probably the same guy that made up opossum or gnat.

    What are no see ums really?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
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    My imaginary friends.
    How do millions of ants spontaneously generate and find the one crumb left on my counter?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Well, one ant gets wind of the crumb and he gets all ANTSY, then hands out flyers to all of the other ants in his colony and before you know it you have yourself a block party in your kitchen!!!!!




    Where do falling stars go?
  • david1956
    david1956 Posts: 190 Member
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    "where do falling stars go?"

    Usually to some celebrity detox centre. Avoids a jail term and any publicity is better than none at all.

    If we have army ranks such as General and Major, why aren't there Specifics and Minors?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Because Ceneral and Major pain in the butt command more respect than specific and minor pain in the butt.



    Do frogs even taste flies when they eat them?
  • dmvbnoslo
    dmvbnoslo Posts: 213 Member
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    Yes, they taste like chicken!
    Why do children and cats always seem to appear and need your attention when you are on the phone?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
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    You get cats and children? Gee I get elephants and men dressed in bay leaves......



    Why did they chicken cross the road?

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