Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Chicken..!
Why do dogs bark?0 -
Because people laughed at them when they clucked like chickens
Why is the moon full?0 -
Because it ate too much cream cheese. It's a member of MFP now and progressing well. I can't give out the username, but you'll know him when you see him, his ticker reads in long tons.
Why does my boss pass every buck?0 -
Because he was traumatized by the story of Bambi when he was younger.
Why is my sense of smell so sensitive today?0 -
Because it was in"salted" yesterday :laugh:
Why do people wear velour track suits0 -
Because they love the air of class and sophistication that you only get from wearing a velour track suit. And Joey Buttafouco had a yard sale and they were cheap. :laugh:
Did anybody get this joke?If a sheep Baaas to another sheep and the other sheep says BAAA back. Is the second sheep really saying anything different than the first sheep?That depends on how many sheep there are. If there are two sheep, then each sheep has another sheep to baa to. But if there's only one sheep, she doesn't have another sheep to baa to. If there are 3 sheep, how many sheep will each sheep have to baa to? Two! If there is a 4th sheep he might say say "Hey! I want to to have two sheeps to baa to too!"0 -
gummy worms
Why do they call a dollar a buck?0 -
It's called a loonie here.
Why is your pig so happy?0 -
He escaped the smoke house and won't be joining me for dinner this evening.
Why is Turkey the meal of choice for Thanksgiving?0 -
They were cheap
Why are lights bright?0 -
Because apparently they are smarter than several groups of people it takes trying to screw them in.
If a fish has a memory of less than 60 seconds how does he know when he's hungry? "I'm hungry....ooops forgot.....mmm I'm hungry....ooops forgot. Maybe I should try the goldfish diet.0 -
Bad idea. Ever notice how goldfish are so plump? It's because they forgot they just ate and eat again.
How much water does an average cucumber have in it?0 -
Depends on if they get "pickled" or not.
What color is puce?0 -
pink with yellow polka dots
My husband thinks I sound "manic" today...should I worry?0 -
Nah!!!!! If you truly are manic you will come down eventually.
Do scallops have eyelashes on their little blue eyes?0 -
No, they're not girls
Why do I answer my phone?0 -
so you can sing a Lionel Richie song..."Hello, Is it me your lookin for?"
Why do bears hibernate?0 -
to get away from the squirrels
Why are marinettes so creepy?0 -
Because they come with strings attached
What grown in the corn fields?0 -
Children.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?0
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