How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

I'm going to be honest with you. When I was that age I was still creeped out by the yonger guy thing. Its gotten easier though as I get older the age gap has increased withh zero effs given. That first time though when I was 23 and fell in love with a guy who couldn't go nightclubbing with me yet it was because he beat me over the head wih a stick. He was extremely forward hellu romantic uber sensual and there was just nondejying his prowess or "manhood" ...readiness. he turned out to be quite mature and everyhing he held himself out to be and paved the way for many cubs to be. They are always that profile.

I guess all this is to say just be the cutest and most confident and sincere cub you can be and there will be no stopping you either when the right cougar steps out into the clear.

Wait he really hit you with a stick or is that a metaphor ???

metaphor. ...u sure ur ready for this? Maybe u just need to date a different "TYPE" of girl your own age.

Yes, I don't want to date girls that want to go to a rave. I wanna get brunch, and go to the aquarium.

my daughter would find that date very enjoyable. You will never get the chance to get near her, but she is your age, so just want you to see , your hanging with the wrong girls.... its not age its perspective

Oh come on hook it up! I'm really nice, parents love me. I would build her a bear and everything.

uh no..... not when your OP is how to go pick up cougars......

^^^^^^^ yes, that.... i have a daughter not THAT much younger than you OP.... no WAY would i approve of her dating someone hunting the internet for cougars

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

Wait what? They advertise cougars?

Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

Wait what? They advertise cougars?

Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

Okay maybe I worded the OP wrong. I'm not trying to "hunt" cougars online. I was just asking for advice on how to talk to older chicks.

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

Wait what? They advertise cougars?

Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

Just whip a huge wad of cash out.

That always works for me.

The commercials say that cougars are financially stable.

Wait what? They advertise cougars?

Yes! They have cougar hookup sites that they put on TV!

SHUT UP!!!! Are you serious?

Swear!

I swear I am gonna go show my husband... he is gonna fall over laughing!

I'm starting to realize older women aren't that much mature than the ones at my high school. Sigh.

do you even pick things up?

HA NO YOU DONT

Do you even bench press or eat? Worst chest I've seen serious. Lol

there is nothing different with talking to older women than ones your age.... but i wouldn't open with, "I'm going be be graduating high school soon......"