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How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Posts: 6,573 Member

    You can have multiple in 10seconds, ROFL!

    Pass!
  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    Pass!

    yeah no thanks :noway:
  • Posts: 1,574 Member

    oh you poor thing.....
    That wasn't the worst part.
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  • Posts: 6,573 Member

    yeah no thanks :noway:

    I think we should be friends. Stuff the little boys.
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  • Posts: 1,763 Member
    Stuff me


    that just sounds....well.... backwards for one...
  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    I think we should be friends. Stuff the little boys.


    :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Step 1

    Go to gym

    DONE
  • Posts: 6,573 Member
    Stuff me

    Nothing wrong with that and Gus I meant the OP that says he's over 18,
  • Posts: 6,573 Member
    well it just sounds wrong imo... or it's my dirty mind ...

    So you aren't into that but some are. Doesn't make it wrong, right? Or get kinkier.

    edited to say adults can do what they like together right if they want to?
  • Posts: 1,763 Member
    i'll say this much, even if i was looking to date a young guy, or a guy younger than me, i still wouldn't even consider dating someone i couldn't go get drinks with.
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  • Posts: 6,573 Member
    i'll say this much, even if i was looking to date a young guy, or a guy younger than me, i still wouldn't even consider dating someone i couldn't go get drinks with.

    I wouldn't either! How boring.
  • Posts: 1,574 Member

    do tell...
    I lived in a small town. He told his friends. And I became "that chick 10 second Josh hooked up with."
  • Posts: 1,763 Member
    I lived in a small town. He told his friends. And I became "that chick 10 second Josh hooked up with."

    he BRAGGED about being 10 seconds ? oh.my.
  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    I wouldn't either! How boring.

    exactaly. plus its a great ice breaker.
  • Posts: 1,763 Member
    Alright guys I'm just gonna go for it tomorrow. Going to skip last period and hit the gym earlier because I've been going at different times over the last month to see when the hottest chicks are there. Seems like 1-2 pm is cougar rush hour. I'll report back tomorrow.

    good luck OP
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  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    Well, as someone stated (most) cougars are financial independent, so fly him to a country where age to drink is 18+ (like over here)

    true, i guess thats a good point. not here though.
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    Lol I'm a cool kid from the suburbs, of course I have a fake ID.

    yeah but if she knows your real age she can actually get arrested (at least here) for "contributing to a minor" and most people really don't want to deal with that :huh:

    just sayin'
  • Posts: 15
    Any tips on approaching? Getting tired of girls my age, they are really immature and basic. I want something new, and an older chick might be it. I was thinking of chatting some up at the juice bar or treadmills. Not really sure what to say though. Any tips will be of some help thanks.

    Strip down, paint yourself green, and sound a mating call.
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  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    Well doesn't even matter because if she would rather go to some bar than the zoo..she's not my Bella.


    have you thought about looking at church, maybe a youth / young adult / college group ? they take trips and stuff :smile:
  • Posts: 1,763 Member

    Well doesn't even matter because if she would rather go to some bar than the zoo..she's not my Bella.

    i'm starting to suspect either you are Edward from Twilight or you have a particular girl in mind already that you like.....
  • Posts: 6,573 Member

    Well doesn't even matter because if she would rather go to some bar than the zoo..she's not my Bella.

    I'd rather go to the bar to see animals than the poor things locked up in the zoo!
  • Posts: 17 Member
    25 is cougar age these days? D:

    ....

    :(
  • Posts: 6,573 Member

    I agree, but still i like going to the Zoo. At least i know they are treaten very well over here and by going there you spend money on the animal care

    Well ok so a bit of both sorts of animals is fine. Zoo and bar ones. I still don't feel as sorry for the bar ones :laugh: :wink:
  • Posts: 6,573 Member

    Oh you :smooched:

    :laugh: :tongue: :bigsmile: :blushing:
  • Posts: 87 Member
    That wasn't the worst part.

    oh ouch.... :noway:
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