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  • Posts: 1,358 Member
    Sigh...

    Well, Scumbag. How did it go? Did you approach an older woman?
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    Like this

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    :laugh:
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    Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious... :)

    I think it's more of a joke that makes us 40 somethings who have had our self esteem kicked in the gut a few times in our past feel empowered. No longer are we worried about being pitched aside for a younger woman....we can do the pitching. But...at the end of the day...I'm much more interested in someone my own age. :)
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    :laugh:


    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away
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    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:
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    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?
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    Okay I was feeling crappy then you came along trying to make it worse. But then I realized I'm half your age and way more ripped. Lol

    Just trying to give you a laugh. But if your age and stature relative to mine make you feel better about yourself too, I guess its still mission accomplished. :drinker:
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    Also how bad is it that I lied about my age. Thinking of eventually telling her if we really hit it off and she's too into me to mind.
    If she see's you more than a time or two she will figure out with a quickness you are only 18 just because of your lack of life experience. If you want to impress an older lady, the worse thing you can do is start it all with a lie.
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  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    what's happening in here? what happened to the funnies?

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    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away

    I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.
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    I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.
    Seriously, I just can't decide how I feel about this....
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    If she see's you more than a time or two she will figure out with a quickness you are only 18 just because of your lack of life experience. If you want to impress an older lady, the worse thing you can do is start it all with a lie.

    This one gets it. Learn from him, young grasshopper.
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    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Wow, mid-life crisis at 18. Why are you so serious? have some fun be silly, take chances. Plan your future but don't let it run your life. *kitten* will happen and you need to be able to roll with it. As for dating older women their priorities will be different. Are you looking for kids and marriage in the next 2-3 yrs? Go out and explore the world. Travel work horrible jobs and meet people not just women ALL PEOPLE. But lighten up. Sorry, I know advice from an old person who needs that as you know absolutley everything that there is to know about life.
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    Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.
    He's baaaaaaaaack


    Oh. He's been back for awhile, where have I been? Lol
  • Posts: 51 Member
    I lol'ed pretty hard at the cougar age. I had no idea I was considered one to some :O
  • Posts: 1,763 Member
    are you out of school yet Gil ?
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.

    Gil gets detention. But of course. You bad bad boy you.
  • Posts: 138 Member
    Wow yeah.....try doubli that age bub
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    25+ ??

    LOL. Okay, I was concerned for a while because I was pretty sure this was a trolling, but a part of me kept reading in horror considering the chance that it might just be legitimate. Now I feel much better.
  • Posts: 289 Member
    I'm getting secondhand embarrassment reading this thread. That, and I want to hand out glasses of water.
  • Posts: 8,680 Member
    @rumezzo is sexy just saying
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    @rumezzo is sexy just saying

    Why thank you ;) But if someone tells me I'm old enough to be a cougar, we're throwing down!
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    25+ ??

    That is not a cougar? I am 23 and I am not anywhere near a cougar.. I'd say a cougar is 40+
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    25+ ??

    Omg rofl!!!! Go to college, plenty of 20 something's there. And from a "cougar" aged chick (I'm 26) I wouldn't touch an 18 year old BOY with a ten foot pole. I'm looking for totally different things in my life at 25-26. Just saying :drinker:
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    Read a coupe of entries. and now...<looking at desk, slamming head>
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