How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

Options
1…1112141617

Replies

  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Sigh...

    Well, Scumbag. How did it go? Did you approach an older woman?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:
  • jakenjosefsmom
    jakenjosefsmom Posts: 31 Member
    Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious... :)

    I think it's more of a joke that makes us 40 somethings who have had our self esteem kicked in the gut a few times in our past feel empowered. No longer are we worried about being pitched aside for a younger woman....we can do the pitching. But...at the end of the day...I'm much more interested in someone my own age. :)
  • Grumpsandwich
    Grumpsandwich Posts: 368 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:


    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • sabinekiwi
    sabinekiwi Posts: 23 Member
    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:

    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:

    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?


    Okay I was feeling crappy then you came along trying to make it worse. But then I realized I'm half your age and way more ripped. Lol

    Just trying to give you a laugh. But if your age and stature relative to mine make you feel better about yourself too, I guess its still mission accomplished. :drinker:
  • LifterDave
    LifterDave Posts: 112 Member
    Also how bad is it that I lied about my age. Thinking of eventually telling her if we really hit it off and she's too into me to mind.
    If she see's you more than a time or two she will figure out with a quickness you are only 18 just because of your lack of life experience. If you want to impress an older lady, the worse thing you can do is start it all with a lie.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    what's happening in here? what happened to the funnies?

    giphy.gif
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:


    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away

    I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:


    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away

    I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.
    Seriously, I just can't decide how I feel about this....
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    Also how bad is it that I lied about my age. Thinking of eventually telling her if we really hit it off and she's too into me to mind.
    If she see's you more than a time or two she will figure out with a quickness you are only 18 just because of your lack of life experience. If you want to impress an older lady, the worse thing you can do is start it all with a lie.

    This one gets it. Learn from him, young grasshopper.
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:

    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Wow, mid-life crisis at 18. Why are you so serious? have some fun be silly, take chances. Plan your future but don't let it run your life. *kitten* will happen and you need to be able to roll with it. As for dating older women their priorities will be different. Are you looking for kids and marriage in the next 2-3 yrs? Go out and explore the world. Travel work horrible jobs and meet people not just women ALL PEOPLE. But lighten up. Sorry, I know advice from an old person who needs that as you know absolutley everything that there is to know about life.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
    Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.
    He's baaaaaaaaack


    Oh. He's been back for awhile, where have I been? Lol
  • kala_rebecca
    kala_rebecca Posts: 51 Member
    I lol'ed pretty hard at the cougar age. I had no idea I was considered one to some :O
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    are you out of school yet Gil ?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.

    Gil gets detention. But of course. You bad bad boy you.
  • Stopin_da_yoyo
    Stopin_da_yoyo Posts: 138 Member
    Wow yeah.....try doubli that age bub
  • rumezzo
    rumezzo Posts: 42 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    LOL. Okay, I was concerned for a while because I was pretty sure this was a trolling, but a part of me kept reading in horror considering the chance that it might just be legitimate. Now I feel much better.
  • tmaryam
    tmaryam Posts: 289 Member
    I'm getting secondhand embarrassment reading this thread. That, and I want to hand out glasses of water.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    @rumezzo is sexy just saying
  • rumezzo
    rumezzo Posts: 42 Member
    @rumezzo is sexy just saying

    Why thank you ;) But if someone tells me I'm old enough to be a cougar, we're throwing down!
  • MissFlab2Fab2014
    MissFlab2Fab2014 Posts: 109
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    That is not a cougar? I am 23 and I am not anywhere near a cougar.. I'd say a cougar is 40+
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Omg rofl!!!! Go to college, plenty of 20 something's there. And from a "cougar" aged chick (I'm 26) I wouldn't touch an 18 year old BOY with a ten foot pole. I'm looking for totally different things in my life at 25-26. Just saying :drinker:
  • CDMB721
    CDMB721 Posts: 76
    Read a coupe of entries. and now...<looking at desk, slamming head>
This discussion has been closed.

Categories