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Corrupt a Wish

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  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but one of the worst ice storms will happen and ruin Christmas.

    I wish Facebook/Mark Zuckerberg would disappear forever.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    Wish granted, but one of the worst ice storms will happen and ruin Christmas.

    I wish Facebook/Mark Zuckerberg would disappear forever.
    Granted, but... Wait, there's no down side to this one.
    I wish restaurants stayed open late enough that I could get dinner after my meetings.
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    Granted...but the only thing left to make that late at night was fried rodents!
    I wish I didn't have to live so far away from family
    OMG...this threads had me laughing so hard!!
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted but you have lost your job, house, independance and must rely wholly upon them for all your needs for the rest of your days and there is no escape.....

    I wish my quads weren't on fire from an hour worth of supersets earlier today. :X





    Psst.. Also.. the downside to facebook disappearing is that myspace made a comeback. :bigsmile:
  • pinkpetals1025
    pinkpetals1025 Posts: 4
    Granted but there was a big storm and your money tree was hit by lighting. I wish i could speak spanish.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    Wish ranted, but you're transferred to live in Serbia, where no one speaks it.

    I wish I had a 5 bdrm house with a big yard.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Granted... But you have to constantly clean the inside and the lawn needs mowing twice a week...

    I wish I was All Outof_Bubblegum's landscaper...lol
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted... but then Duke Nukem appeared out of no where and since there was no bubble gum he was left with no option but to kick *kitten*.

    I wish I had everything I needed to make delicious garlic bread right this very instant. :D
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Granted. And it smells great too. Unfortunately you set the oven too high and the garlic bread burns beyond redemption.

    I wish I was getting a massage right now.
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted, but it's by a very unprofessional creepster with a 70s pornstach who keeps going a little lower than comfort would allow for.

    I wish for a new oven since mine burned my perfect garlic bread and I took revenge upon it in the most dire of fashions.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but it is delivered in 5213163541351454351 pieces and you have to put it together and install it yourself.


    I wish I could take a cruise.
  • lewoldt
    lewoldt Posts: 630 Member
    granted

    Cruise is hijacked to Cuba and passengers sold into sex trade
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted. You're sea sick the whole time and missing out on the fun.

    I wish Kanye West would disappear into God-knows-where and to never be found. Ever!
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but then we have to watch Kim K ugly cry for a year.

    I wish that my job weren't so stressful.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but then we have to watch Kim K ugly cry for a year.

    I wish she would follow Kanye into God-knows-where, too.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    Granted. But now they've made another obnoxious show called "Finding Kim and Kanye".

    I wish I could fall asleep.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but you'll dream the whole night of being chased by a waiter for not giving him a large enough tip.


    I wish there were pizza places that delivered this late where I am.
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    Granted! But then you don't really know what "special" sauce was put on it by some punk kid that knew wasn't going to make a tip making it :tongue:
    I wish I still had myspace....has it really made a comeback?!?
  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    lewoldt...wheres your wish?!?
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Granted but then you'd be stuck in MySpace forums for the rest of your life

    I wish I had a massage right about now!
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Wish granted, but the massage therapist is so heavy handed, they cause some muscle damage.

    I wish I remembered my password to my Myspace profile. :grumble:
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Granted. But then you develop Tourette's and tell it to random strangers
    (btw I'm in the same boat and can't remember it!! ????)

    I wish I could go skiing tomorrow
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Granted but when you get there an avalanche causes you to be trapped in the lodge for 4 weeks... food runs out in the second week and you are forced to fend off people who have turned to cannibalism.

    I wish that I could go to sleep quickly and peacefully and not wake up until sometime tomorrow.
  • mybeesknees
    mybeesknees Posts: 633
    Granted, but you won't be able to work out, because you slept for 24 hours.

    I wish the man I'm madly in love with would try to contact me, again.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Granted, but it's to tell you that he never wants to see you again.

    I wish I could get more sleep.
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Granted. You're in a coma and never wake up.

    I wish I could find true love.
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    Granted, it's with your cat

    I wish I had an identical twin who could take my exams for me
  • Sha1911
    Sha1911 Posts: 221 Member
    Granted, they were stupid and failed all of them.

    I wish I could play assassins creed unity now.
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    granted...but then your area's power grid blows up, sending a massive power surge back through the wiring and blowing your gaming machine to smithereens.

    I wish I had more time to sleep.
  • FTSTL
    FTSTL Posts: 260 Member
    Granted, but the time machine you built to add 2 hours a day for sleep malfunctions and you tear a whole in the space time continuum and are stuck in a state of insomnia forever.

    I wish I was 23.6% sexier.
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