Why did the person above you dump you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · September 2014

I cut her hair when she was sleeping

assthetik · September 2014

i didnt inform him before starting a bulk

xoAnnettexo · September 2014

Yep. That would do it. lol

KoopaSix · September 2014

Protein farts

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

I complained about his protein farts...

territhefrog · September 2014

I pulled the blanket over her head after I farted. I ate a huge bowl of beans that night.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx · September 2014

I hid her face cream and would only give it back if she made me a sammich.

territhefrog · September 2014

She didn't like the "additions" that I put in her sammich.
Allergies....AH CHOO!

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

Didn't want me to drink beer in the middle of the day...too bad.

cronly · September 2014

She drank me under the table at the local watering hole. Embarrassed that I couldn't handle my liquor, she left me there alone, with the bar tab.

ilfaith · September 2014

I stole their monocle and gave it to the dog.

SuperHero_Kitty · September 2014

I became a crazy duck lady. :P

Jeep_This · September 2014

I didn't like her cat.

SwedishSarah · September 2014

I didn't own a Jeep.

Jeep_This · September 2014

I didn't own a Jeep.

Got that right!:smokin:

She didn't like coffee.

Salty_Sauce · September 2014

I kept asking to drive her jeep

Jeep_This · September 2014

I wouldn't let him drive the Jeep, because he would screw up the clutch.

KoopaSix · September 2014

Because I tried to talk her into taking off her sunglasses...she kept them on 24/7

Jeep_This · September 2014

He kept wearing tight shirts, to attract all the "ladies"

Salvi30 · September 2014

She was jealous of my super awesome sunglasses

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