Things that sound dirty - but aren't
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we have a sign in our neighborhood that says "ADULT TOY STORAGE" I giggle every time we pass it0
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Phuket, Thailand
There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : )
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Towns in PA... Blue Ball, Intercourse, and Bird-in-hand0
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Burger joint called the In-N-Out burger.
Curmudgeon
Both make me chuckle.0 -
There is a realtor sign off the express way VIGNA and every time we pass it my husband says, "Good Ole Vagina Realtors."0
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Blue Ball, PA
You forgot Intercourse, PA. :noway: :laugh:0 -
Rim shot
Cream pie [doesn't matter the flavor]
Double dribble0 -
"There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : ) "
Prounounced like "Poo Ket"0 -
I work in the oil business and we have a part called a "NIPPLE"
boss: "Paige are you finished with those Nipples?"
uuhhgggg......0 -
Liquor store in Boston (or very near) Bunghole Liquors. I laughed for hours. literally. I was ashamed. couldn't stop laughing. was on a business trip. With Boss in car. yeah.
what made it worse was I initially only laughed about Bunghole. Later, my brain processed the rest. Bunghole Lickers. Holy crap. I thought I would die.0 -
"There's a Thai place I frequent, and they have a dish called Phuket Pineapple - what is the correct pronunciation of this word, lol. I'm sure the way I say it is not correct. : ) "
Prounounced like "Poo Ket"0 -
^ Phil's screen name. Sort of like a Simpson's gag:
Scene: Moe's Bar
(Phone rings)
Moe answers phone: Yeah, Moe's...okay. Phil McRotch, anyone? Phil McRotch?!!
ETA: I'm sure it's not an accident, but it took me awhile!!!0 -
Climax, MI
Wish I lived there instead of Coldwater, MI :laugh:0 -
I once burnt my foot because I stood on a steaming manhole for too long.0
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Oh my gosh, that cracks me up. My sister worked for an architect for awhile and they call new structures erections. She said it drove her crazy. How do you get to that point where you don't laugh or crack a smile at least every time someone says that? I would rename them if it were me or just crack up!!!!!0
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^ Phil's screen name. Sort of like a Simpson's gag:
Scene: Moe's Bar
(Phone rings)
Moe answers phone: Yeah, Moe's...okay. Phil McRotch, anyone? Phil McRotch?!!
ETA: I'm sure it's not an accident, but it took me awhile!!!
Lol. I have many more aliases that are similar. Should my account ever be deleted or involuntarily deactivated in any way, shape, or form.. you will recognize it. :laugh:0 -
Oh my gosh, that cracks me up. My sister worked for an architect for awhile and they call new structures erections. She said it drove her crazy. How do you get to that point where you don't laugh or crack a smile at least every time someone says that? I would rename them if it were me or just crack up!!!!!
I have a double wammy working in an office that uses parts and architects. I have to type out specifications for jobs that contain both erections and nipples and sometimes even bushings:laugh:0 -
this isn't really dirty like the things yall have listed but it's funny...
the college "UTI" (Universal Technical Institute)...sorry but everytime i see a commercial advertising the school, i just think of many painful bathroom breaks lol0
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