I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted but now he is like that yappydog that won't shut up


    I wish I was around during the time of the dinosaurs
    Lol.

    Granted. You were in your past life. You got eaten by a t-Rex.

    I wish I could take 3 months off and travel the world.
  • fallingtrees
    fallingtrees Posts: 220 Member
    Granted, but then you will never accomplish anything worthwhile.

    (There's a fun app for this, called "What If?")

    I wish ice cream calories didn't stick.
  • jadumz
    jadumz Posts: 80 Member
    Granted but you're allergic to dairy.
    I wish I didn't have work at 5am
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted you start at 4 am now

    I wish I felt like starting a blog
  • baneenerwiener
    baneenerwiener Posts: 26 Member
    Granted, but every morning you wake up at 5 with uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea

    I wish I could life a happy and sustainable life without working
  • jadumz
    jadumz Posts: 80 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Granted you start at 4 am now
    baneenerwiener wrote: »
    Granted, but every morning you wake up at 5 with uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea
    Hahah omg I'll take the 4am

  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    I wish i could travel the world

    dammit!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after

    You don't because you are now allergic and it makes you throw up

    I wish I didn't have to clean my room
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after

    granted but you have to do burpees while eating it

    i wish i had more wishes
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    I wish i could travel the world

    dammit!
    But your are a Hit on TLC.. woohoo
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    edited January 2015
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after

    Granted. You have to do 2000 burpees. Yay!

    I wish I could stay home and watch tv all day.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted... unfortunately u do not have cable or power or rabbitt ears

    i wish i had an Amex Black Card
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted... unfortunately u do have cable or power or rabbitt ears

    i wish i had an Amex Black Card

    granted but it's the only black amex ever with a $4.00 limit

    i wish i had a puppy
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    edited January 2015
    granted, unfortunately @mattyc772014‌ has just stole it

    i wish i was tall
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted...You grow 9 feet, and you're too tall to walk under the door frames...

    I wish I was a super villain.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    your not already?? ok granted, batman just kicked your butt (which u enjoyed)

    I wish i was a superhero (batman)
  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted, unfortunately @mattyc772014‌ has just stole it

    i wish i was tall

    @mattyc772014 is a jerk...

    I wish I could kick his *kitten* and steal my puppy back!
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Granted, but your puppy now poops on the floor all the time instead of going potty outside.

    I wish there was more cartoon Batman porn on the internet.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted, but now your wi-fi doesn't work


    I wish I could see the Cubs win the World Series
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted but then you woke up

    I wish i was a rock star
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Granted....but now you are the boulder from Raiders of the Lost Ark


    I wish it would be 85 and sunny every day
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Granted ... but all that snow whereever u are just flooded the town and laid it to waste

    I wish I could have xray vision
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Granted, but you're always naked.

    I wish my hands were smoother.
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but then you were cast in a palmolive commercial for minimum wage.

    I wish I had a baratone voice.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    Granted, you eat pizza no with no guilt but you are also 800lbs

    I wish i could travel the world

    dammit!
    But your are a Hit on TLC.. woohoo
    Do I get paid?????
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    donamel04 wrote: »
    Granted, but then you were cast in a palmolive commercial for minimum wage.

    I wish I had a baratone voice.

    you do but only when you talk in your sleep.

    I wish I could snap my finger and get dressed.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, but now your fingers are forever fused together like some grotesque flipper. You are now an accidental nudist.

    I wish the dreams would stop.
  • baneenerwiener
    baneenerwiener Posts: 26 Member
    tibo1783 wrote: »
    granted but you live in a remote island happy by yourself

    I wish i could eat ice cream and not have to do 1000 burpees after

    Lmao that sounds awesome, I thought you were supposed to ruin my wish (;
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    Granted, but now your fingers are forever fused together like some grotesque flipper. You are now an accidental nudist.

    I wish the dreams would stop.

    Granted. Now you only have nightmares. Happy sleeping.

    I wish work would stop sending so many emails each day.

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