I grant then ruin someone's wish...

Options
1…3233353738…133

Replies

  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    i wish this vector bar i am eating tasted better
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Options
    Granted, but it has 250,000 calories per bite


    I wish my MFP crush would show up on my doorstep
  • EmGee922
    EmGee922 Posts: 95 Member
    Options
    Granted, but only as a life-size cardboard cutout.

    I wish I had the power to wish for unlimited un-ruinable wishes.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Options
    Granted: But then you are required to play by the rules & I reverse the grant. Sucker. I'm mean like that.

    Wish: the moon was always full
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    Options
    Granted, but it's a full moon from your neighbor's butt, and not the cute neighbor.

    I wish today was Friday.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Options
    Granted, and Friday is the day you wake up to a flat tire, you're bald in the back, and you're missing three teeth.

    I wish I could find a better paying job
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    Options
    Granted, but it is cleaning out sewers 100 hours a week


    I wish the Cubs would win the World Series
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is cleaning out sewers 100 hours a week


    I wish the Cubs would win the World Series

    Granted. The year is 2319 and your descendants Starting with your children are all Cardinals fans.

    I wish I was "the MAN"
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Options
    Granted: You are The man the movie "Tootsie" (throwback) was based on. You're so pretty.

    Wish: every $1 turned into $50
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    edited January 2015
    Options
    granted, but then hyperinflation happened & now a dollar is worth - 51 dollars.
    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted & not weigh more than 200 pounds
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Options
    Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.

    I wish I had servants to do my bidding.

  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Options
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. But you have a bad worm disease which requires you to regurgitate all you wanted to eat, rather than keeping it down. Makes you never want to eat anything.

    I wish I had servants to do my bidding.
    way too much thought put into ruining my wish!


  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Options
    granted, but then they got mad at you because servitude was abolished and they retaliated against you and flipped the script.
    I wish my wishes were ruin proof. Ha!
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Options
    Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.

    Bam!

    I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
    Options
    Granted. Revoked. Signed, Indy N. Giver

    I wish I could spoon with Al Gore.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Options
    Granted you share global warming secrets

    I wish there was more to the story
  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
    Options
    Granted: Inflation has caused prices to rise by 500 percent.

    Wish: a full night of sleep
  • darylarguelles
    darylarguelles Posts: 961 Member
    Options
    granted but you wont wake up in the morning

    I wish I could control my leptin
  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Options
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted, but you are no longer able to come up with any new ones. You are incoherently mumbling, "I wish I had no wishes" all the time.

    Bam!

    I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
    Touche! the force is strong in this one.

  • Vegas_Don
    Vegas_Don Posts: 367 Member
    Options
    Granted, but now your sodium is through the roof.
    I wish The person below would buy me a one of a kind Hublot time piece. :#

Categories