I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Jamyvita is still MIA, quit whining.

    Granted you have a personal assistant. A rhesus monkey with an attitude and a tendency to bite.

    I wish I did not have to get up in 5 1/2 hours.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, you instead have to be up NOW for whatever you're doing. Hope you're not too tired.
    I wish I weren't in terrible pain right now.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down

    Since you had to wish to grant, I curse you instead. >:) Evil laughter

    I wish I could go back to sleep...
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    SojournerThirteen wrote: »
    Done. Now you are paralyzed from the neck down

    Since you had to wish to grant, I curse you instead. >:) Evil laughter

    I wish I could go back to sleep...

    Granted. You're Snow White but every prince on the planet was wiped out by a plague that targets only princes. The Seven Dwarves however are looking s little randy.

    I wish these aches would go away.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They do, but now you can't feel ANYTHING for the rest of your life.

    I wish I hadn't forgotten my purse.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They do, but now you can't feel ANYTHING for the rest of your life.

    I wish I hadn't forgotten my purse.

    Granted. Instead you forgot your pants. And you're perpetually incontinent.

    I wish my visions weren't so prophetic.

  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted they arent ..your wrong about EVERYTHING...pretty soon they are hunting you down with pitchforks and torches

    i wish i could be the leader of an angry mob
  • HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Posts: 361 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted - But they think you are a p u s s y and beat you to death

    I wish i was on a beach somewhere
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    HunterKiller wrote: »
    Granted - But they think you are a p u s s y and beat you to death

    I wish i was on a beach somewhere

    Granted you're a whale, you're beached and you're dying.

    I wish danger really was my middle name.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    ^you boys all crack me up! lol

    It is however your first name is Pussywillow

    I wish my grill just hadn't caught fire!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    ^you boys all crack me up! lol

    It is however your first name is Pussywillow

    I wish my grill just hadn't caught fire!

    Granted it didn't just catch fire, it exploded and opened a hell mouth. Satan is waiting for his steak. I wouldn't keep him waiting.

    I wish I didn't have to go into this meeting.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You don't, but since you skipped this meeting you missed the big promotion they were going to offer you.

    I wish I had unlimited supplies of coffee.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You don't, but since you skipped this meeting you missed the big promotion they were going to offer you.

    I wish I had unlimited supplies of coffee.

    Granted. But coffee makers cease to exist. Start sucking on those raw coffee beans.

    I wish my imagination wasn't so mean spirited.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    granted, but then you realize that's the spirit of this game and fall right back into old habits.

    I wish men would stop wearing skinny jeans.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    They did, now they wear booty shorts.

    I wish I could take a week off.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    They did, now they wear booty shorts.

    I wish I could take a week off.

    Granted. You physically remove a week off of everyone's life spans. Chaos ensues and there are plenty of angry people on their way to your house to sacrifice you to the volcano so they get their week back.

    I wish I understood this job request.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. You understand it, but it pisses you off so much that you have major rage issues and end up getting fired. Great job.

    I wish I already worked out this morning.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. You understand it, but it pisses you off so much that you have major rage issues and end up getting fired. Great job.

    I wish I already worked out this morning.

    Granted, but your short term memory is shot. So you think you will need to work out again right now. And when you're done with that, you'll think you'll need to work out again right now. And when you're done with that, you'll think you'll need to work out again right now.

    I wish my purple pen tasted like grapes.
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Granted, but the aftertaste tastes like pen ink

    I wish I didn't love cupcakes so much
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted, you hate cupcakes and become the world's foremost activist against them. You publish a book entitled "Cupcakes: the Sweet Assassin" and get cupcakes banned in every state. Children everywhere hate you forever because birthdays are never the same. The cake consortium tries to have you assassinated. And rightly so.

    I wish my dreams didn't leave me in cold sweats.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Granted...but now you have insomnia

    I wish my children would listen to me
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Granted...but now you have insomnia

    I wish my children would listen to me

    Granted but only because you now speak like every adult in the Cgarlie Brown cartoons. And they laught at you. To your slide-trombone-sounding-nonsense-spouting face. In other words, business as usual.

    I wish I could just let it go.
  • LovingLifeInCalifornia
    LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member
    Granted. Unfortunately, even after you let it go, something even worse bothers you...and then drives you insane.

    And um, thanks for the neverending workout wish grant - at least then I'll be as fit as you! haha.

    I wish I was fitter than jaymvita.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    You can...but now every time you open your mouth songs from Frozen come out..Let it go....Let it go...I'm one with the earth and sky...

    I wish my legs were longer
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    "I wish I could just let it go. "
    Granted but when you do, you fall into a bottomless pit

    I wish it was sunny outside and a little warmer
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    granted..welcome to mercury hope you brought sunblock

    i wish i go into space!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, but it's office space and you have a ten year lease!

    I wish I had some cream cheese stuffed french toast with strawberry topping! :yum:
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately, even after you let it go, something even worse bothers you...and then drives you insane.

    And um, thanks for the neverending workout wish grant - at least then I'll be as fit as you! haha.

    I wish I was fitter than jaymvita.

    Granted, you are fitter than me for exactly 3 seconds and then you're as large and lethargic as I was before I got fit. And you have uncontrollable flatulence. Just because.

    I wish I were upwind of you.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    You can...but now every time you open your mouth songs from Frozen come out..Let it go....Let it go...I'm one with the earth and sky...

    I wish my legs were longer

    Granted, your legs ARE longer. And you have eight of them. Because you're a daddy long legs spider. And about to get squished.

    I wish I didn't feel like there were 1000 spiders crawling all over my back right now.
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