Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef0 -
What do you get when you mix poison ivy with a four leaf clover???
A rash of good luck!!!0 -
What did the fish say when he bumped into a wall?
Dam(n).0 -
In for lame jokes0
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The jokes that my 5 year old think are THE best ever!
"Wanna hear a joke? ... I fart you choke"
followed immediately by
"wanna hear another? ... I fart you smother"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is my dainty princess LOL1 -
A baby seal walks into a club.
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A man sees a dog licking its privates and says "Man, I wish I could do that."
His friend replies, "Maybe you should pet him first."0 -
What has 8 legs and 8 eyes?
8 Pirates0 -
A priest, rabbi and minister walk in to a bar .. the bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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Old woman tells old man right before having sex "Remember, I have acute angina."
Deaf old man replies, "I hope so, cuz your boobs have seen better days."0 -
Old woman yells at old man. "Hey, do you want super sex?"
Old man replies. "I'll take the soup."0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »A horse walks into the bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
lol, I was going to add that one.
What does Meryl Streep do with her Academy awards?
I dunno, I'll Oscar.
(I saw that on Ellen's Facebook)
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What do you call 53 guys watching the Super Bowl on TV?
The Denver Broncos0 -
String walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey! Get out! We don't serve your kind!"
String leaves, ruffles his ends and ties himself in the middle. Walks back into the bar. Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just told to leave?" String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot".
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.0 -
An airplane pilot said, "If we have a bad landing, it's not the co-pilots fault, it's not the stewardesses fault, it's the ASPHALT!0
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haleklausen wrote: »A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a twelve year old boy walking to the corner. The priest says lets *kitten* him. The Rabbi says oughta what?
OH! "out of what?" Got it.
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian0
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