Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." - Jack Handy0
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I don't mind clowns, but those puppets are creepy.
Reminds me of that episode of Angel with the puppets... SO CREEPY.0 -
Confession: I read a FB post (probably made up) about how these parents spoke in a fake English accent all the time at home so that their kid would grow up speaking like a Cockney flowergirl. While I think that's a little much, I must admit that I have taken to doing the evil genius laugh (mwah-ha-ha) whenever I'm in the presence of my daughter and something is funny. My hope is that she ends up adopting that as her normal laugh. It will serve her well in the coming years as she works toward total world domination.0
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Alainn_July wrote: »Final confession, I HATE, HATE, HATE when people tell me I am really tall. I know seeing a woman at 6'0 is not average but I already know so please stop pointing out the obvious.
People seem to do this with anything they deem is different. The two I hear most often are, "You're really short" and "You've got long hair". Then they stare at you intensely waiting for a response, but what are you supposed to say there? They haven't left you an opening. I've started switching it up a little. Yep, they chopped my legs off last night! Nope, my legs go from the floor all the way up to my *kitten*. Ah, I didn't realize my hair transplant was a success. Shh, you'll wake my hair up and it gets angry.
I had a dream last night where there was a very tall man with very long hair. I stuffed down my urge to comment on his height & hair, and I'm sure it was a result of y'all's comments on this thread. Nothing happened with the man, though. Not even eye contact.0 -
As the proud owner of a husband who chuckles manically when he's tired, and three teenagers who have grown up with him doing this, I can guarantee that she WILL adopt this habit. No matter what your wife has to say about it.tincanonastring wrote: »Confession: I read a FB post (probably made up) about how these parents spoke in a fake English accent all the time at home so that their kid would grow up speaking like a Cockney flowergirl. While I think that's a little much, I must admit that I have taken to doing the evil genius laugh (mwah-ha-ha) whenever I'm in the presence of my daughter and something is funny. My hope is that she ends up adopting that as her normal laugh. It will serve her well in the coming years as she works toward total world domination.
Also, since we're ex-pat Brits living in Canada, our kids can slip into the Cockney accent whenever they choose. Although my daughter tends to prefer Chav over Cockney (innit).0 -
funjen1972 wrote: »I wear the same stinky workout clothes for several days without washing. Ewww gross, I know. Always change my socks though lol
I do this too but I've told myself I can't buy more workout clothes yet because I have just started. I want to be committed to this but I haven't made it a habit yet so I don't want to spend money if I could still go off track. >.<0 -
emerald_gecko1975 wrote: »I hiked enchanted rock for 4 1/2 hours with my husband and daughter the other day. While hiking I saw thinner, fitter, people looking at me with their judgy eyes, like a fatty couldn't possibly be hiking these parts. That hike netted me 4567 (we all know the calorie counts are off, yes?) calories so I ate a Wendy's large chili, baked potato with sour cream and butter AND a jr bacon cheeseburger. I also had a chocolate frosty to top it all off.
The fit, skinny people serve a purpose. Predators know our *kitten* can't run so we'll have to fight. They don't have time for that nonsense. Seriously, have you ever seen a bear attack a fat person?
The skinny, fit ones will go running off. Now the predators know they can outrun them, so all they have to do is tag along at an easy jog for a little while till the skinny people get tired. Then they are easy to take down.
Better for all involved really. Well, maybe not the skinny person.
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emerald_gecko1975 wrote: »I hiked enchanted rock for 4 1/2 hours with my husband and daughter the other day. While hiking I saw thinner, fitter, people looking at me with their judgy eyes, like a fatty couldn't possibly be hiking these parts. That hike netted me 4567 (we all know the calorie counts are off, yes?) calories so I ate a Wendy's large chili, baked potato with sour cream and butter AND a jr bacon cheeseburger. I also had a chocolate frosty to top it all off.
The fit, skinny people serve a purpose. Predators know our *kitten* can't run so we'll have to fight. They don't have time for that nonsense. Seriously, have you ever seen a bear attack a fat person?
The skinny, fit ones will go running off. Now the predators know they can outrun them, so all they have to do is tag along at an easy jog for a little while till the skinny people get tired. Then they are easy to take down.
Better for all involved really. Well, maybe not the skinny person.
This is genius.0 -
My family went to the zoo last weekend and spent around 6 hours there. I logged 4.5 hours of slow walking to see how many calories I burned. When I saw how much I supposedly burned I was fine with going to the buffet to eat dinner.0
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emerald_gecko1975 wrote: »I hiked enchanted rock for 4 1/2 hours with my husband and daughter the other day. While hiking I saw thinner, fitter, people looking at me with their judgy eyes, like a fatty couldn't possibly be hiking these parts. That hike netted me 4567 (we all know the calorie counts are off, yes?) calories so I ate a Wendy's large chili, baked potato with sour cream and butter AND a jr bacon cheeseburger. I also had a chocolate frosty to top it all off.
The fit, skinny people serve a purpose. Predators know our *kitten* can't run so we'll have to fight. They don't have time for that nonsense. Seriously, have you ever seen a bear attack a fat person?
The skinny, fit ones will go running off. Now the predators know they can outrun them, so all they have to do is tag along at an easy jog for a little while till the skinny people get tired. Then they are easy to take down.
Better for all involved really. Well, maybe not the skinny person.
Awesome! I never thought of it that way...thanks for the laugh!0 -
emerald_gecko1975 wrote: »I hiked enchanted rock for 4 1/2 hours with my husband and daughter the other day. While hiking I saw thinner, fitter, people looking at me with their judgy eyes, like a fatty couldn't possibly be hiking these parts. That hike netted me 4567 (we all know the calorie counts are off, yes?) calories so I ate a Wendy's large chili, baked potato with sour cream and butter AND a jr bacon cheeseburger. I also had a chocolate frosty to top it all off.
The fit, skinny people serve a purpose. Predators know our *kitten* can't run so we'll have to fight. They don't have time for that nonsense. Seriously, have you ever seen a bear attack a fat person?
The skinny, fit ones will go running off. Now the predators know they can outrun them, so all they have to do is tag along at an easy jog for a little while till the skinny people get tired. Then they are easy to take down.
Better for all involved really. Well, maybe not the skinny person.
The problem with this is assuming that skinny people are fit and that fat people are not.
I am fat, but I am also FAST and have good endurance. I know a lot of skinny people who can't even begin to keep up with me.0 -
I increased my goal by 50 calories so I don't go over today. Although to be fair, my deficit was probably a bit too big anyway.0
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Reese's peanut butter chocolate spread is the devil.0
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I made my own "prancercize" playlist and am infatuated with this lady (minus the camel toe)
https://youtu.be/o-50GjySwew
here she is with a very "passionate" man.
https://youtu.be/cIXIZ_8aGM8
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I'm sat here at work for 5 hours now and have played FB Bingo for the greater of 4.75 hours. I will keep playing too until I leave.0
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I logged onto my work computer today to do some stuff I procrastinated all week only to come here and read the last 137 posts instead.0
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Had a dream about frozen yogurt last night0
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Confessions: It has taken me a whole week, but I have finally read every post in this thread, from page 1 to 199, while at work. Oops.
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LadyAbsynthe wrote: »Also, when people use 'myself' instead of 'I' or 'me' it makes me feel like incinerating something.
Oh yes!
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metermaid11 wrote: »Confessions: It has taken me a whole week, but I have finally read every post in this thread, from page 1 to 199, while at work. Oops.
Nice job. That was the last post of page 199, too.0 -
Confession: I am coming up to post 1000 and I was thinking of doing a major confession when I got there, but then I started posting a lot and now I think I'm going to chicken out and wait until 1500.0
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I've been so ashamed of my weight gain that I have completely avoided seeing anyone in my family during the holidays - the only time I get to go. The idea of seeing their faces of concern and even disappointment is simply something I couldn't handle. I also decided not to tell anyone that I'm back to losing weight again. Needless to say I've become a hermit. I also fear that this battle of my weight will never end, and I'm never going to be able to turn the page to the next chapter of my life. Any-who on a positive note I lost 9.4 lbs this week, so no shame in that.0
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Kelll12123 wrote: »I ate over half a carton of ice cream in one sitting last week
I ate a 1/3 of a carton of Reese's ice cream last week too!0 -
I never reach my protein goals0
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Yes!!! I love aquariums! The guy in my avatar is in the 30 gallon South American setup I have right now. I'd like to upgrade it to 75 gallons bug we don't have the extra space right now.
My dream is to have the 30 gallon setup with mixed Asian/African community species, a 75 gallon South American community tank, and huge 250 gallon South American cichlid tank.
awesome! ! I have a 90g community planted, it is the centerpiece of our house and my pride and joy haha. It isn't region themed though, just whatever I like (that all gets along together of course ). Our angelfish is our big centerpiece fish, looks just like yours.
I love cichlids, they are so pretty. But I like my plants too much to have a cichlid tank
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tincanonastring wrote: »Confession: I am coming up to post 1000 and I was thinking of doing a major confession when I got there, but then I started posting a lot and now I think I'm going to chicken out and wait until 1500.
tease!0 -
lalawaterlala wrote: »I never reach my protein goals
I won't hit most of my macros today because of poor planning. I almost always crush my protein, but today I'm way under.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »lalawaterlala wrote: »I never reach my protein goals
I won't hit most of my macros today because of poor planning. I almost always crush my protein, but today I'm way under.
Same here. Those croissants this morning got me, especially as I had oatmeal for my first breakfast.0 -
An answer on Family Feud was "McDonald's" ... now I've got McDonald's on the brain...0
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