Zombie survival club

I'm a smoker (not a heavy smoker, but an addict for sure) and sometimes I think about quitting.


Things on my mind:

Thing 1.) Upside to quitting - I would be able to run from zombies longer without getting out of breath.
Thing 2.) Downside to quitting - It would significantly reduce the chance that I get to be the cool anti-hero who flicks their cigarette onto a trail of gasoline that leads to a gas station where a bunch of zombies are wandering around and causes the gas station and the zombies to explode in a big glorious mess.

The best solution I've come up with so far is to quit smoking and just start carrying a flame-thrower everywhere. Bonus: Flamethrowers are probably heavy and I'd get wicked buff from all of that flame-thrower lifting.

My wife loves to write papers, so I get her to edit mine for me.

Well, considering that many of my classmates can't even code well let alone write papers, I would think that giving a couple more programming assignments wouldn't be a bad thing. Then again, considering 90% of my classmates are from a foreign country (may be an exaggeration, but doesn't seem like it), writing papers probably isn't a bad thing. Speaking of writing papers, I have to turn one in within 3 hours, I should probably work on finishing that.

Probably... I was in a computer program (not computer science though, more artsy), and we had some coding projects... I can't code at all. HTML is all I got, and not much of it either... There was a girl in my program that could code for Flash, and she did our entire project, while another teammate and I pretended we could do the designing part.

The other day my city's emergency alarm was sounding, and my family didn't even hear it until I was like, What's that sound? My sister told me I was hallucinating, but I was like, This could be the zombie apocalypse.

The alarm in my hometown sounds exactly like the one in the Silent Hill movie. Freaks me out whenever I hear it.

Yeah, that's a little creepy... After I realized it wasn't the apocalypse, I was really worried about the fact that I could barely hear our warning, but I think it was coming from another part of the city... I can only hope that we have loud speakers that are closer to us. I'm glad you rallied your husband to your side (the side of the living who want to survive). :drinker:

I think I may have seen some zombies today during my run. These two women were standing in front of a building one in front of the other, and just staring down the hill...not moving. And there was nothing to look at! It was creepy. I crossed the street and kept an eye on them - just in case they got a sudden urge to take a bite out of someone...

It's starting!

The best solution I've come up with so far is to quit smoking and just start carrying a flame-thrower everywhere. Bonus: Flamethrowers are probably heavy and I'd get wicked buff from all of that flame-thrower lifting.

:laugh: I love this.

Does anyone have a good list of things that should go in a go bag? I read some lists, and they seem really extensive, but maybe it IS all necessary... Can't be too prepared, right?

If nothing else, I'm becoming much better acquainted with all the little streets and alleyways in my neighborhood. And three of my regular jogging routes go past cemeteries, one right thorough one. As long as Z-Day doesn't happen while I'm out for a jog, I'll know what places to avoid!

I have a location in mind to go to in the case of a zombie apocalypse. Me and a group of friends were playing the board game zombies (essential reearch) and went through a list of locations until we came up with our safe location in town. Also, we decided we need a black cab to get there because they are reinforced so wickedly strong again zombie attack

Also, quick question - what is everyone's favourite zombie 'film' (documentary more like)

I haven't really seen any zombie movies mostly because my wife only likes to watch dramas. I have watched 28 days / weeks, could have been better, but not bad.

Eureka! I figured out what to search for when the club slips off my recent post list: zombie house (per my post a couple pages back).

This could possibly be my favorite topic ever.... Looking good? Bah. Fitting into my skinny jeans? Sha.... Surving the zombie apocolypse? Now THERE'S a goal worth working for!

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick *kitten* Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

Gotta no the rules... i love this, i have nightmares almost every night so this will help me buck up and look great. My husband gets tired of me telling him about my dreams but doesnt get tired of watching Milla or whatever her name is so ha this will be great thanks for coming up with this!!

I heart this big time! I can sprint but need endurance and a partner with a sick need for twinkles lol.cardio!

Heh if anyone is keeping track, I survived our first Zombie retreat. And it was awesome! The hand to hand stuff was an experience and I'm so self conscious with it. Had to miss the guns but the swords? Yeah I'll rock the melee weapons. Here comes more upper body!!!

Oh and I officially secured my place in the upper echelon of our group because I rocked the campfire creative cooking. ;D

Wish I would have known about that as I would have been interested in coming and checking it out.

Are we allowed to post links? If you guys are interested (and since we're getting one heck of an influx anyhow...THANK YOU CDC!!), you can find Zombie Research Society - Omaha on Facebook. Feel free to like us and check out a meeting if you're in the area. If you're not in Omaha, Zombie Research Society in general (on FB) does have a lot of the different chapters listed.

Oh and Zombieresearch.org is our over all parent page. If you don't have a chapter in your area, you're welcome to start one.

I know we're going to be doing a lot more "survival" fun stuff in the future. LOL and I think I might have gotten all the gals hooked on the 100 push up challenge cause man, we need more strength!!

I try to remember all the rules in "Zombieland"...cardio, limbering up, double tap, etc. I also spend plenty of time at the shooting range- I wonder how THAT fits into my fitness routine

run faster than everyone else

You don't need to run faster than everyone else, just enough to keep the zombies distracted while you escape. If you can't do that, you better be good at tripping people.