Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • JPW1990
    JPW1990 Posts: 2,424 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    If I go to someones house and their toilet paper hangs down the back against the wall, I change it so it cascades over the top instead...oh it feels good confessing!

    On a board I used to read, there was a woman who had a houseguest for several days. Every time she went in the bathroom, the toilet paper was flipped around to hang off the back. She'd put it back to normal, and next time she'd go in, it was flipped again. The first day, she posted about it just as a wow, this is weird, kind of thing. By the third day she was nearing a breakdown, because she was too afraid to flat out ask why the guest was doing it, but refused to back down and stop turning it back how she wanted it. It blew up into a giant debate about whether the person was OCD or just screwing with her for their own amusement.
  • Kalici
    Kalici Posts: 685 Member
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    I have a confession. I fancy the pants off of one of the personal trainers at my gym. He can deadlift and squat like a beast. I imagine his butt is as firm as a ripe peach.

    A firm ripe peach butt is a thing of beauty and should be savored. ;)
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    Kalici wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    I have a confession. I fancy the pants off of one of the personal trainers at my gym. He can deadlift and squat like a beast. I imagine his butt is as firm as a ripe peach.

    A firm ripe peach butt is a thing of beauty and should be savored. ;)

    It's beginning to be the reason I spend so much time there.
  • ohgeeque
    ohgeeque Posts: 224 Member
    This week I learned that the only thing worse than a bra that is too small is one that is too big. I swear that I am losing all of my weight from my chest.
  • lalabrucey
    lalabrucey Posts: 244 Member
    edited April 2015
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    If I go to someones house and their toilet paper hangs down the back against the wall, I change it so it cascades over the top instead...oh it feels good confessing!

    LOL! If they're one of those people who obsess over the direction their toilet paper is facing, I can just imagine their bewilderment! I'm imagining an angry woman/man coming out of the bathroom and yelling "Okay, which of you clowns turned the toilet paper over?!" and getting blank stares in return... The mystery of the turning toilet paper :D

    Haha! Never thought about this - thats a hilarious scenario! Imagine two of us out there in the world clashing ROFL!
  • samgamgee
    samgamgee Posts: 398 Member
    ohgeeque wrote: »
    This week I learned that the only thing worse than a bra that is too small is one that is too big. I swear that I am losing all of my weight from my chest.

    Urgh, bras are the bane of my existence at the moment. I REALLY need new ones but refuse to buy any until I've lost more weight as they're so bloody expensive. In the meantime, I've been wearing a tight vest top under my clothes to keep the bra in place. My boobs are so unruly at the moment.
  • LauraHasABabyJack
    LauraHasABabyJack Posts: 629 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    I walked the treadmill at lunch to add calories so I could eat my Arbuckle Mountain Fried Pies cherry pie for dessert tonight. I do not regret this decision.

    http://arbucklemountainpies.com/

    Do you live near Jungle Jim's?!

    @LauraHasABabyJack considering I have no idea what that is, I'll have to say no.

    It's a big international grocer in the Cincinnati area that has one of those pie shops inside. I've managed to avoid stopping there so far but that's mostly because the sushi counter across the entryway typically has free samples out.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    Confession: I feel like I'm slowly losing control over my eating today, and the little food monster in my head/gut is going to come alive any time now.

    Susieq_1994, a rather iconic scene and 'image' from the first installment of the "Aliens" movie franchise just flashed into my mind, when reading the words "the little food monster in my head/gut is going to come alive any time" (!)... ;)

    lol ;) Whenever I feel like I want to eat the house, I say that I have a food monster inside me... He lies dormant for a while, but he always seems to show up again! (My husband DOES call it "the little alien" though... Maybe you're onto something!)
  • AlciaMode
    AlciaMode Posts: 421 Member
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    I have a confession. I fancy the pants off of one of the personal trainers at my gym. He can deadlift and squat like a beast. I imagine his butt is as firm as a ripe peach.

    You are awesome. Thanks for making me smile in the morning
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    If I go to someones house and their toilet paper hangs down the back against the wall, I change it so it cascades over the top instead...oh it feels good confessing!

    LOL! If they're one of those people who obsess over the direction their toilet paper is facing, I can just imagine their bewilderment! I'm imagining an angry woman/man coming out of the bathroom and yelling "Okay, which of you clowns turned the toilet paper over?!" and getting blank stares in return... The mystery of the turning toilet paper :D

    Haha! Never thought about this - thats a hilarious scenario! Imagine two of us out there in the world clashing ROFL!

    I know, right? I can just imagine it...
  • tiona83
    tiona83 Posts: 99 Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    If I go to someones house and their toilet paper hangs down the back against the wall, I change it so it cascades over the top instead...oh it feels good confessing!

    I hang my toilet paper form the back even though I prefer it from the front. My kids pull less off this way.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    I have a phone interview tomorrow for a job, and I'm super nervous about it. I've been out of work for a long time, I really need a job (and this one sounds pretty good), and I haven't interviewed in about 5 years. I know, logically, that even if I totally blow it, I'm in no worse position than I am now...but my stomach is still jumping around like crazy. :/

    A very wise friend of mine made a lot of telephone calls in her working life (she's now retired) and always says that if you smile when you speak, it will come across in your voice. She worked in scheduling and had to call people in to cover shifts so she had a vested interest in sounding pleasant and cheerful.

    Y'all would hate my job. I work in retail. I talk to customers all the time. It has reaffirmed one if my favorite song lyrics: "Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people..."

    I work in retail too & totally get ya.

    I've lost around 150 pounds & sometimes get so aggravated at all of the comments about my weight loss. Just a few weeks ago I had someone ask about my arm fat.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    1riley0208 wrote: »
    Ice cream is my weak spot and I could eat that in one sitting myself

    Join the club we eat ice cream on everyday that ends in Y.

    Which is your favorite?

    I would say mine has to be Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Buns.

    Then would have to say

    Jeni's Brown Almond Brittle & Savanna Buttermint
    Talenti's Egg Nog & Salted Caramel Peanut
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    Great thread everyone! Now that I've caught up to the current posts I can finally post myself. Just getting to this point feels like I've smashed out a huge essay or similar. Like I've done the research required to participate or something.

    I confess I cannot stand listening to people eat. It takes me from calm to mad in 10 excruciating seconds.

    I confess that I have little interest in, nor affection for animals. Despite quite liking my cat, I glaze over with boredom when i see or hear anything animal related. I fake interest when it is unavoidable. Of course i believe they should all be fed and cared for properly and protected but beyond that, well it's just not very interesting to me.

    I confess now that I've admitted to that it may only be a matter of time before someone alludes to this being one of the common traits of a sociopath or psychopath. i guess it's a chance I'll have to take ☺

    Pretty sure that since you don't actually feel a desire to harm them, you are good!
  • girldownsouth
    girldownsouth Posts: 920 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Great thread everyone! Now that I've caught up to the current posts I can finally post myself. Just getting to this point feels like I've smashed out a huge essay or similar. Like I've done the research required to participate or something.

    I confess I cannot stand listening to people eat. It takes me from calm to mad in 10 excruciating seconds.

    I confess that I have little interest in, nor affection for animals. Despite quite liking my cat, I glaze over with boredom when i see or hear anything animal related. I fake interest when it is unavoidable. Of course i believe they should all be fed and cared for properly and protected but beyond that, well it's just not very interesting to me.

    I confess now that I've admitted to that it may only be a matter of time before someone alludes to this being one of the common traits of a sociopath or psychopath. i guess it's a chance I'll have to take ☺

    Pretty sure that since you don't actually feel a desire to harm them, you are good!

    Also, apparently questioning whether you are a sociopath is a sign you aren't...
  • ohgeeque
    ohgeeque Posts: 224 Member
    samgamgee wrote: »
    ohgeeque wrote: »
    This week I learned that the only thing worse than a bra that is too small is one that is too big. I swear that I am losing all of my weight from my chest.

    Urgh, bras are the bane of my existence at the moment. I REALLY need new ones but refuse to buy any until I've lost more weight as they're so bloody expensive. In the meantime, I've been wearing a tight vest top under my clothes to keep the bra in place. My boobs are so unruly at the moment.
    Yesterday I bought (a cheap) one that is too small. I am just happy that now nothing bounces when I run up stairs, I was getting tired of holding them.
  • Talkradio
    Talkradio Posts: 388 Member
    Kalici wrote: »
    Talkradio wrote: »
    Accidental post. Blah.

    Confession: I saw my ex best friend the other day, and was happy she still has a bad haircut and no fashion sense.

    Haha, my mind completely blanked out the ex from ex best friend and I was thinking, wow that's cold.

    Ha! It's mean either way, but we had a bad falling out that involved her making some cruel accusations. Shrug.

  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,370 Member
    Great thread everyone! Now that I've caught up to the current posts I can finally post myself. Just getting to this point feels like I've smashed out a huge essay or similar. Like I've done the research required to participate or something.

    I confess I cannot stand listening to people eat. It takes me from calm to mad in 10 excruciating seconds.

    I confess that I have little interest in, nor affection for animals. Despite quite liking my cat, I glaze over with boredom when i see or hear anything animal related. I fake interest when it is unavoidable. Of course i believe they should all be fed and cared for properly and protected but beyond that, well it's just not very interesting to me.

    I confess now that I've admitted to that it may only be a matter of time before someone alludes to this being one of the common traits of a sociopath or psychopath. i guess it's a chance I'll have to take ☺

    I don't think it is! Everyone has their interests and lack thereof--My eyes glaze over during most sports, for example, and some people are bored to death with babies while everyone else makes weird cooing sounds over them. I don't think it makes anyone a sociopath or anything like that, since it isn't like they wish harm on them or something... ;)

    I'm one of those unmaternal types who are "bored to death" with babies. Everybody could be prattling on about how "cute" and "adorable" some infant is, and I just don't get it... I might as well be looking at a big bowl of broccoli as far as "cuteness" goes. Like, huh??? (fortunately I didn't have any kids, lol)

    Puppies OTOH... now that's "cute"! <3
  • Talkradio
    Talkradio Posts: 388 Member
    I confess that if I had to choose just one flavor for my food for the rest of my life, it would be salt and vinegar.

    OMG, me too. Salt + vinegar = LOVE.

    I'm in.
  • kern11
    kern11 Posts: 37 Member
    I love saving my calories for night time so I can feel like I'm binging. lol. I eat like a bird during the day and have a field day at night.