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  • shannaleemartin
    shannaleemartin Posts: 6
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    i am a little bit ditsy and clumsy (just a warning)... and i don't mean to offend anyone with my joke...


    "Some popular girls said my name today after i tripped in the hallway... They said i sped, but i didn't go very fast...."
  • Crooks0204
    Crooks0204 Posts: 189
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    This one is my dads but I will tell it anyway...


    Why do brides where white on their wedding day.....


    so the Dishwasher matches the stove and the refridgerator

    sexist but i love it...lol :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • mandyschalk
    mandyschalk Posts: 93 Member
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    This is my hubby's fav (he works for Frito-Lay)

    What did the potato chip say to the battery?

    If your Eveready then Im Free to Lay
  • mandyschalk
    mandyschalk Posts: 93 Member
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    How do you get Lady Gaga's attention?

    Poke her face.

    OMG!! Too FUNNY!! LOVE IT!!
  • 1aprilaries
    1aprilaries Posts: 92 Member
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    I saw this on tv- some reality show on Bravo- Millionaire Matchmaker i belive is the name of it. Either way:
    Why can't you hear bunny rabbits making love????
    B/c they have cotton balls:laugh:
  • Cbandelier
    Cbandelier Posts: 217 Member
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel chained to his crotch.

    The bartender asks "Hey, why do you have a steering wheel chained to your crotch?"

    The pirate replies, "ARRrr, it's driving me nuts!"
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    How do you get an elephant into a grocery store?

    You take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way"


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    Wait! There is no F in WAY!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
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    Two guys were paddling in a kayak on a frigid river in the Yukon. They got really cold and decided to build a fire in the middle of the kayak. Of course, the kayak was consumed and sank within minutes. Which just goes to show: you can't have your kayak, and heat it too... :laugh: (yeah, I laugh at my own stupid jokes!) :laugh:
  • Crooks0204
    Crooks0204 Posts: 189
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    :laugh: :laugh: too funny
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    how do you catch a unique rabbit?


    Unique up on him.
  • mandyschalk
    mandyschalk Posts: 93 Member
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    How do you get an elephant into a grocery store?

    You take the "S" out of "safe" and the "F" out of "way"


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    Wait! There is no F in WAY!

    Ok so I might have a few tears right about now!!
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
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    How do you say three cat's drowned in french?

    un deux trois quatre cinq (reads.... un, deux, trois CAT SANK) LOL
  • ImmortalWings17
    ImmortalWings17 Posts: 117 Member
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    Where do the football players go to plan their plays?


    The huddle house....
  • lady95
    lady95 Posts: 46
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    Did you know Beethoven is still making music? He's now de-composing!

    (Groan)
  • 1234lbsgone
    1234lbsgone Posts: 296 Member
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    What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow???


    Brown chicken brown cow.... (To the tune of bowchickawowow)
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
    Sure!
    Me too.
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
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    One more:

    Blonde: I get really tired of people thinking I'm stupid. I am not stupid. I'm actually really smart. I know all the state capitals.
    Friend: Really? Awesome.
    Blonde: Yeah, try me.
    Friend: OK - capital of Mississippi?
    Blonde: Easy. It's M.
  • 1234lbsgone
    1234lbsgone Posts: 296 Member
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    Why did Spongebob visit Detroit?

    To see Kwamee Kill Patrick
  • hazelnutflav
    hazelnutflav Posts: 391 Member
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    from one marine to another.

    "what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?"

    take the pin out and throw it back :)

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