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You might be a redneck if you....
Go to a family reunion looking for a date.0 -
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
--No idear [No eyed deer].
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
--Still no idear [ still no eye deer].
A little boy had to use the restroom, but his teacher wouldn't let him unless he said the alphabet. The little boy responds, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher looked a little confused and told him he forgot the 'p' was and he said, "It's running down my leg."0 -
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.0 -
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
nacho cheese
Haha, love this one0 -
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
HAHAHAHAH.
best joke ever.0 -
What do you call a lady with one leg??
Eileen0 -
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.0 -
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead...0
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how many blondes does it take to change the light bulb?
three. One to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.
How many narcissists?
Only one, he holds onto the bulb and the whole world revolves around him.0 -
What do you call a lady with one leg??
Eileen
unless she is asian...then she's Irene0 -
who's Lucky and gets in trouble on other threads?
Me.:ohwell:0 -
What do you call a lady with one leg??
Eileen
unless she is asian...then she's Irene
Ha ha.... Love that.0 -
Why did Spongebob visit Detroit?
To see Kwamee Kill Patrick
Wow.
I'm from Detroit and STILL laughed at that.0 -
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery0
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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?!0 -
An Irish man walks out of a bar..
No really, it could happen.0 -
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BaNaNa....Banana....baNaNanA.....
(Sung to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI)
Oh yeah fruit joke with bonus points for classical music dork0 -
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a leaf pile?
Russell0 -
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.0
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