MFP gods of mythology

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  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,931 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Nitpictis - The goddess of all those who nitpick on things that just don't matter or are just a figure of speech.

    Eg. "Muscle weighs more than fat" - She is the goddess of those who would harp over and over on the wording of that phrase instead acknowledging that they mean, "volume for volume, muscle weighs more than fat" and then refuse to actually help the original poster.

    Or

    Eg. "I want to loose weight" - She resides over those who will simply bug the poster that you can't "loose" weight but they can "lose" weight who again refuse to give helpful advise.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    Farticus - love child of Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli.
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    Multifriendicus- God of "friend collectors" Followers of this God will add you for numbers only. Expect no interaction from these disciples!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Deleticus-Publicus: the Demi god that insists you announce you are about to delete lame-O's from your FL, so that people on the edge try to win back your favor. Work for it!
  • rjmudlax13
    rjmudlax13 Posts: 909 Member
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    VeryKatie wrote: »
    Nitpictis - The goddess of all those who nitpick on things that just don't matter or are just a figure of speech.

    Eg. "Muscle weighs more than fat" - She is the goddess of those who would harp over and over on the wording of that phrase instead acknowledging that they mean, "volume for volume, muscle weighs more than fat" and then refuse to actually help the original poster.

    Or

    Eg. "I want to loose weight" - She resides over those who will simply bug the poster that you can't "loose" weight but they can "lose" weight who again refuse to give helpful advise.

    Don't forget her brother: Pedanticus - The god of ensuring everyone in the universe knows that he knows all things.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    supporticus - The god that supports every single MFP idea, no matter how outlandish or ridiculous.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
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    Detoxacati. - the god of making money of people's ignorance.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,520 Member
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    Wrappadite- goddess who entwines people with chemical doused bandages claiming waist reduction is entirely possible with this method.

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  • ninerbuff
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  • bri170lb
    bri170lb Posts: 1,375 Member
    edited December 2015
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    saggyandbaggy wrote: »
    baggitonius - god of clothes that suddenly get too big

    Ah! Yes! I worshipped at Baggitonious's alter today in the Treadmilletheon.

    I brought pleasing a sacrifice of a shirt that kept slipping off my sholders, pants that needed constant pulling up, a bra that allowed my boobs slip out at the bottom and undies that only stayed on because I kept pulling up my pants.

    I believe Baggatonious will soon rain favor down upon me in the form of mannastor giftcardium.

    I pray for his continued generosity!
  • ninerbuff
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    Gastrocnemicus- god who offers exercises to slim down calves so boot manufacturers increase revenue.

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  • MsJulesRenee
    MsJulesRenee Posts: 1,180 Member
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    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Gastrocnemicus- god who offers exercises to slim down calves so boot manufacturers increase revenue.

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    :D:D:D
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,520 Member
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  • ninerbuff
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    Can'teatmycalorimus- goddess who claims she can consume small quantities and be full as hell

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  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
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    Threadnecromes - the god of resurrecting long-dormant reply chains.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,520 Member
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    Flirticus- god in charge of the "would you", "dating" and "have sex with" threads on MFP.

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