I grant then ruin someone's wish...
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I wish I knew what to do next ...0
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Granted. You need to pee.
I wish my wineglass was full.0 -
Granted. And thank you! I didn't chug "that". Instead, I chugged back all the delicious wine you have in your house.
I wish I could find a winter coat within my budget.0 -
Granted. You peed all over yourself during as you were auditioning for the role of your lifetime now you see relegated to washing dishes the rest of your life.
I wish I wrote in a journal for 30 minutes a day0 -
Granted. And thank you! I didn't chug "that". Instead, I chugged back all the delicious wine you have in your house.
I wish I could find a winter coat within my budget.
Granted. But the recent economic downturn has brought your budget way down. Your winter coat is Sea Foam Green by Behr Paint. But you only have enough to cover half of you so choose wisely.
I wish quinoa was spelled the way it sounded.0 -
pierportbeach wrote: »Granted. You peed all over yourself during as you were auditioning for the role of your lifetime now you see relegated to washing dishes the rest of your life.
I wish I wrote in a journal for 30 minutes a day
Granted. However, you live life in extreme slow motion. So in 30 minutes, you write out a single letter. It then takes you hours to close the journal and go to bed, by which time it's time to go back to the journal and write out another single letter.
You miss sleep.
I wish Drawing with Friends was still a thing.0 -
Granted but every drawing you make, a friend will die
I wish I was taller0 -
Granted but every drawing you make, a friend will die
I wish I was taller
Granted. You are also a baller. And you have a girl so you should call her. Unfortunately, the increased height doesn't allow the blood to reach your brain so you're a vegetable. A tall vegetable.
I wish someone out there recognized hat musical reference.0 -
@jaymvita someone recognized your "hat" musical reference. Every minute hundreds and hundreds of hats arrive at your door. New used dirty women's men's hats hats hats. Drives you insane.
I wish I could pray with Pope Francis
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Granted. The only thing you can say are dirty or racist jokes.
I wish I could turn one food into another food at will.0 -
Granted but you can't eat anything you change
I wish I could teleport0 -
@jsummd Granted. But every time you teleport you end up with Dahmer in his cell and he really really hungry.
I wish I could fly0 -
Granted but you can't eat anything you change
I wish I could teleport
My ability would be to turn vegan peoples food to veal and things like that.
Also, granted but because the planets are always moving you try to teleport and end up in space.
I wish I could make people get songs stuck in their heads whenever I wanted.0 -
pierportbeach wrote: »@jsummd Granted. But every time you teleport you end up with Dahmer in his cell and he really really hungry.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you can't move faster than you would walking and you can't go higher than 2 feet off the ground.
I wish I could make people get songs stuck in their heads whenever I wanted.0 -
Granted but all the people are drawn to you and now follow you wherever you go whilst singing all the annoying songs you have inflicted.
I wish Santa had brought me a puppy.0 -
Granted: Santa brought you puppy Cujo. I guess it's your fault for how he turns out. Live with that guilt.
I wish she had focused on her nurturing skills.
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Nurturing skills Granted!
But Misery loves company and she smothers with Love
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Magic carpet ride granted... except the carpet you´re riding is the thickest carpet of back-hair EVER SEEN on a human, and instead of flying, the guy is crawling. In public. And you can´t get off. And you have to act like you love it to keep him moving.
I wish I could go back in time to 13 year old me and show how put all my experience and knowledge into my head, and tell me for stop wasting life chasing girls... They´ll come later!0 -
Granted but the girls never come
I wish it was above freezing outside.0 -
Granted - you have beautiful winter sun like we have here. But you only have winter clothing, and you are a sweaty mess every day.
I wish for... world peace.0 -
A_Patient_Wolf wrote: »Granted - you have beautiful winter sun like we have here. But you only have winter clothing, and you are a sweaty mess every day.
I wish for... world peace.
Granted. All human life has been eradicated and the world is at peace.
I wish I could find my lost engagement ring.0 -
Granted. You accidentally ate it. Double ouch!
I wish this dumb congestion in my head and chest would go away already!0 -
Granted. You are now a headless, torso-less person. At least you don't have to worry about sizing hats.
I wish I had already made dinner.0 -
^Great try but you burnt it, from being in such a hurry!
I wish I could taste my food (see above complaint about congestion).0 -
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Granted, but for the next couple of days all you'll see is construction worker butt
crack.
I wish that there were someone ells who could finish cleaning my kitchen.0 -
Granted, but the new kitchen cleaner is so good your kitchen is brighter than the sun and you lose your sight.
I wish my toes weren't so cold.0 -
Granted. 5 French maids cleaned your kitchen. Unfortunately they threw everything making the mess in your living room.
I wish I had a new job.0 -
Granted but it's volunteer only, no money earned
I wish someone else would make me dinner0
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