I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    I wish I knew what to do next ...
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Granted. You need to pee.
    I wish my wineglass was full.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    Granted. You need to pee.
    I wish my wineglass was full.
    Granted. Guess where I peed.

    I wish you hadn't just chugged that.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Granted. And thank you! I didn't chug "that". Instead, I chugged back all the delicious wine you have in your house.

    I wish I could find a winter coat within my budget.
  • pierportbeach
    pierportbeach Posts: 647 Member
    Granted. You peed all over yourself during as you were auditioning for the role of your lifetime now you see relegated to washing dishes the rest of your life.

    I wish I wrote in a journal for 30 minutes a day
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    Granted. And thank you! I didn't chug "that". Instead, I chugged back all the delicious wine you have in your house.

    I wish I could find a winter coat within my budget.

    Granted. But the recent economic downturn has brought your budget way down. Your winter coat is Sea Foam Green by Behr Paint. But you only have enough to cover half of you so choose wisely.

    I wish quinoa was spelled the way it sounded.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    pierportbeach wrote: »
    Granted. You peed all over yourself during as you were auditioning for the role of your lifetime now you see relegated to washing dishes the rest of your life.

    I wish I wrote in a journal for 30 minutes a day

    Granted. However, you live life in extreme slow motion. So in 30 minutes, you write out a single letter. It then takes you hours to close the journal and go to bed, by which time it's time to go back to the journal and write out another single letter.

    You miss sleep.

    I wish Drawing with Friends was still a thing.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted but every drawing you make, a friend will die

    I wish I was taller
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    jsummd wrote: »
    Granted but every drawing you make, a friend will die

    I wish I was taller

    Granted. You are also a baller. And you have a girl so you should call her. Unfortunately, the increased height doesn't allow the blood to reach your brain so you're a vegetable. A tall vegetable.

    I wish someone out there recognized hat musical reference.
  • pierportbeach
    pierportbeach Posts: 647 Member
    @jaymvita someone recognized your "hat" musical reference. Every minute hundreds and hundreds of hats arrive at your door. New used dirty women's men's hats hats hats. Drives you insane.

    I wish I could pray with Pope Francis

  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Granted. The only thing you can say are dirty or racist jokes.

    I wish I could turn one food into another food at will.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted but you can't eat anything you change

    I wish I could teleport
  • pierportbeach
    pierportbeach Posts: 647 Member
    @jsummd Granted. But every time you teleport you end up with Dahmer in his cell and he really really hungry.

    I wish I could fly
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

    jsummd wrote: »
    Granted but you can't eat anything you change

    I wish I could teleport

    My ability would be to turn vegan peoples food to veal and things like that.


    Also, granted but because the planets are always moving you try to teleport and end up in space.

    I wish I could make people get songs stuck in their heads whenever I wanted.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    pierportbeach wrote: »
    @jsummd Granted. But every time you teleport you end up with Dahmer in his cell and he really really hungry.

    I wish I could fly

    Granted, but you can't move faster than you would walking and you can't go higher than 2 feet off the ground.

    I wish I could make people get songs stuck in their heads whenever I wanted.
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    Granted but all the people are drawn to you and now follow you wherever you go whilst singing all the annoying songs you have inflicted.

    I wish Santa had brought me a puppy.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: Santa brought you puppy Cujo. I guess it's your fault for how he turns out. Live with that guilt.

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    I wish she had focused on her nurturing skills.
  • Dalia444
    Dalia444 Posts: 510 Member
    Nurturing skills Granted!
    But Misery loves company and she smothers with Love
    anigif_optimized-23676-1426780174-1.gifI wish I could go on a magic carpet ride
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
    edited January 2016
    Magic carpet ride granted... except the carpet you´re riding is the thickest carpet of back-hair EVER SEEN on a human, and instead of flying, the guy is crawling. In public. And you can´t get off. And you have to act like you love it to keep him moving.

    I wish I could go back in time to 13 year old me and show how put all my experience and knowledge into my head, and tell me for stop wasting life chasing girls... They´ll come later!
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted but the girls never come

    I wish it was above freezing outside.
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
    Granted - you have beautiful winter sun like we have here. But you only have winter clothing, and you are a sweaty mess every day.

    I wish for... world peace.
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    A_Patient_Wolf wrote: »
    Granted - you have beautiful winter sun like we have here. But you only have winter clothing, and you are a sweaty mess every day.

    I wish for... world peace.

    Granted. All human life has been eradicated and the world is at peace.

    I wish I could find my lost engagement ring.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted. You accidentally ate it. Double ouch!
    I wish this dumb congestion in my head and chest would go away already!
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Granted. You are now a headless, torso-less person. At least you don't have to worry about sizing hats.

    I wish I had already made dinner.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    ^Great try but you burnt it, from being in such a hurry!
    I wish I could taste my food (see above complaint about congestion).
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    ^Great try but you burnt it, from being in such a hurry!
    I wish I could taste my food (see above complaint about congestion).

    Granted. Only it tastes disgusting. For some reason you've decided to eat spoiled milk curdles and tripe.

    I wish my house renos were finished.
  • HugoMartinez66
    HugoMartinez66 Posts: 257 Member
    edited January 2016
    Granted, but for the next couple of days all you'll see is construction worker butt
    crack.

    I wish that there were someone ells who could finish cleaning my kitchen.
  • just_silk
    just_silk Posts: 105 Member
    edited January 2016
    Granted, but the new kitchen cleaner is so good your kitchen is brighter than the sun and you lose your sight.

    I wish my toes weren't so cold.
  • Norcohydro
    Norcohydro Posts: 122 Member
    Granted. 5 French maids cleaned your kitchen. Unfortunately they threw everything making the mess in your living room.

    I wish I had a new job.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted but it's volunteer only, no money earned

    I wish someone else would make me dinner
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