How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,044 Member
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    Overwhelmed by my potato's
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,044 Member
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    My nuts were too big for her and she choked
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Putting his nuts where they didn't belong
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited January 2017
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    she accidentally ate my microscopic robot :heartbreak::angry:
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    walked outside and slipped on the ice and fell off a cliff
  • UnderGroundMusic
    UnderGroundMusic Posts: 75 Member
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    Embraced a snowman and got frostbite.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Her kids did it
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    trying to take a sexy selfie and got hit by a car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Fried in the electric chair for vehicular homocide
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She got the mother of all gumballs from eating chips, which became infected
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    She was exposed to Soman gas
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    A really toxic Dutch Oven
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Pulling up to soccer practice..her kids hopped out and ran off..as they shut the door a bee flew in ..it rested on her hair unbeknown to her. It walked down to her ear where she slapped at it..
    It stung her hand as she squashed it. It was a rare deadly mozambique black bee that had stowed away in a bunch of bananas from africa at the local supermarket.
    Her hand throbbed ..swelled and blackened ..the poison in the stinger so potent that in 3 minutes she was a black swollen corpse ..

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