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    True Confessions - Don't Judge

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      I confess that I think this entire post became BS when it went from confessions to replies upon replies only.
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      MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
      So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah

      Google oriental massage or go to backpage.com Either way winner winner chicken dinner. lol.
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Motorsheen wrote: »
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      Relax

      You're only human and sometimes lose your cool.

      Tell him so.

      Or if it makes you feel better, just buy him a pair of Air Jordans and a new motorcycle.

      Just found Supras at Ross for like $40. Ridonckulous!
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      happilymegan wrote: »
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      Even Trump wants me!

      Just to pick you up like a 6 pack. Tis why women have the two openings so close.

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      edited January 2017
      cushman5279 wrote: »
      I confess that I think this entire post became BS when it went from confessions to replies upon replies only.

      Relax, this isn't FB.
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      I think some of the replies in here are the better than the confessions.
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      I confess this army ranger vet just asked if he could have lunch in my office and it made me feel fuzzy. Cute guys wanting to spend time with you (even if just platonically) feels great :)
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      confession: I often want more in the bedroom than my husband is interested in giving, or doing as often. :( sometimes I wish I was in my young 20s again and slutting around. J/k! kinda.
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      littlemissbgiff wrote: »
      I confess that sometimes when my husband is on a call I will walk into his office in a pair of panties just to remind him that I got an *kitten* like a cupcake.

      I thought everyone was going commando.....
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      I confess I want to be that guy who had lunch in Angelxsss's office today
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      angiecook82 wrote: »
      confession: I often want more in the bedroom than my husband is interested in giving, or doing as often. :( sometimes I wish I was in my young 20s again and slutting around. J/k! kinda.

      Have you considered an alternative lifestyle?
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      littlemissbgiff wrote: »
      What and leave a trail around the house like a slug? I'm the ahole that has to mop around here. Panties it is!

      and that is a wonderful choice, unless we are talking granny style!
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      jamcdonel wrote: »
      I confess I want to be that guy who had lunch in Angelxsss's office today

      He didn't get to stay- I had to meet with another guy :( But I still haven't had lunch so you're invited!
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      Two elderly ladies from a nursing home in wheelchairs were dropped at our office for appt's a bit ago. One of them apparently lost her watch somewhere. (I am not sure she really had one to start with) She accused the other one of taking it. I let this argument go on a bit longer than I should have because it was a bit entertaining. I finally stepped in and diverted attention else where. I am horrible. It is really sad that the nursing home just drops them off leaving them really confused.
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      lstrat115 wrote: »
      I avoided Facebook for a really long time and now I am going to use it only to promote my company and hide everyone's feeds. Is that wrong?

      not at all
    • Posts: 9,551 Member
      I confess I'm tempted to go buy wine or (drinks) after work today even though I keep telling myself I won't.
    • Posts: 2,402 Member
      I confess the selfie thread makes me jealous.
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      I would shoot a unicorn if I saw one...
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      The keto or bust thread felt kinda like a Mormon missionary or Jehovah witness knocking on my door.
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      nolan44219 wrote: »
      The keto or bust thread felt kinda like a Mormon missionary or Jehovah witness knocking on my door.

      Would you let me in if I show you my boobs as I talk about keto?

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