MFP Personals
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A tall well-built man with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
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I'm not looking for a mate...but I am looking for a sugar free, fat free, gluten free, organic, farmer friendly cheesecake that tastes like the real thing and is free.1
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I'm always up for meal prepping, and staying in because we can't walk after our leg day. Who's down?!3
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Monkey_Business wrote: »A tall well-built man with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
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Married annoyingly positive manic depressive with average junk and money seeking young uninhibited online girl for intelligent conversation and discussion about morality. High quality photo/video camera required for clear messaging in non-verbal communication. Must be available during later hours and flexible.
Must like one syllable words, hanging plants, and be able to fix a 1980's Volvo coupe with nothing more than a chewing gum wrapper, a paper clip, and celery salt. Must have all teeth.
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Married annoyingly positive manic depressive with average junk and money seeking young uninhibited online girl for intelligent conversation and discussion about morality. High quality photo/video camera required for clear messaging in non-verbal communication. Must be available during later hours and flexible.
Must like one syllable words, hanging plants, and be able to fix a 1980's Volvo coupe with nothing more than a chewing gum wrapper, a paper clip, and celery salt. Must have all teeth.
Apply within.
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or "coo" button for sweet nothings in the ear....1
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@Ay_posty have you thought about posting here?0
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@Ay_posty have you thought about posting here?
Lmfao definitely not xD0 -
If you love pina coladas, and walks in the rain - if you're not into yoga and if you have half a brain - if you like making love at midnite in the dunes at the cape - I'm the love that you are looking for -
call meh~
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I have teeth, and I put on shoes when I go outdoors. One of my great passions in life is to breathe : I've almost been doing it since I was born. I sleep with my eyes closed, I open them for almost 15 hours per day, and close them regularly during the day. Be warned : I have hair, and yes, I do possess lips. I produce blood, saliva, ear wax, and other bodily fluids. I talk with my mouth and larynx, and I'm searching for someone with whom I share those characteristics.
If anyone is interested, feel free to contact me, we can go in further details if you wish.2 -
Single male seeks double-jointed
supermodel who owns a brewery
and grows her own pot. Access
to free concert tickets a plus, as is
having open minded twin sister.1 -
If you enjoy the smell of freshly baked banana bread, wasted dreams, responsibility and quite possibly a gas leak in the middle of the night once your insurance policy starts then you came to the right place.
Please inquire with your job title and credit score.
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Vinehausen wrote: »Married annoyingly positive manic depressive with average junk and money seeking young uninhibited online girl for intelligent conversation and discussion about morality. High quality photo/video camera required for clear messaging in non-verbal communication. Must be available during later hours and flexible.
Must like one syllable words, hanging plants, and be able to fix a 1980's Volvo coupe with nothing more than a chewing gum wrapper, a paper clip, and celery salt. Must have all teeth.
Apply within.
I know a woman who would be all over this.
*I am not that woman btw.
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*likes wine
*good at changing light bulbs (except that one time)
*can cry into a nice bottle of wine
*almost always never does laundry
*looking for that special one to help me polish off a basket of hot wings
***this reads like my real profile
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Looking for a Woman in charge? If so... that's me! Short, curvy Redhead with a stubborn streak who will take no shytte! Holds grudges and will hunt you down if you pi$$ me off! Independent and always right... so don't be trying to boss me around Beyotch! I may wear dresses and heels but also wear the Pants in the family!
Sound like your dream Girl??? Call me!
PS if you are this guy... Definitely call me!
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Since I usually list Personality traits I'm going all physical this time around
The smile is the first thing that attracts me...clean and white! He has to smell clean and delicious,
Love Dark hair with lighter contrasting eyes especially blue 
has to have Strong muscular but not huge arms, shoulders and back, a great tush (No flat bottoms for me) Scruff or beard, and enough hair that I can grab onto :bigsmile: oh... And I forgot... Love lips especially a bottom lip I can bite onto... 
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You were at the gas station pumping gas on MLK Rd and Parkwood drive (no pun intended) yesterday. You looked like you really know how to handle a hose. I was the one that cat called you hanging out the passenger side window of my buddy's blue ford pickup. Please respond if interested0
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »looking for someone to ignore you? make you feel insecure about things beyond your control? prey on any lifelong mental issues? flirt with your friends?
then you are in luck! all of these things can be yours for the cost of a single DM.
sent
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If you're looking for a girl that is curvy as a back country road with great bewbs and toes. Who also works hard, in fact she works all the time so you rarely have to see her! She would love you forever if your hobbies are making her candle lit dinners, long romantic walks and swapping spit when she isn't working. Then hit me up..2
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